Jack Monroe #193 Mama, pass the UNICEF statistics and the Hansards!

[Emmapism]

You look well!


Well I'm not! So there!




Why does she go to the effort of facetuning herself/trying sooooo sooo hard with Thot shots and then whenever anyone dares to say she looks healthy always always always come back with, I AM NOT!

Are you never okay Jack? Never? Never well? What chronic condition do you have?

Arthritis that somehow isn't affected by allegedly going barefoot in the snow? You ridiculous fucking grape

 

[Dogmuck]

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Just read the Hattie Gladwell piece. Influencers don’t owe anyone anything. What about the folk they receive money from who in return get fuck all?
Admin - not sure if I am allowed to screenshot. Let me know and I will delete.

I have no idea who this person is but when you start the sentence with “when a person of influence” and then goes on to say they have no responsibility for their actions...all I can think is that they are basically stupid, it’s a fucking oxymoron! She says “we” so she clearly considers herself a person of influence, therefore she does have a responsibility to behave.

If Marcus Rashford gets caught lying, cheating on his girlfriend, grooming a teenager, speeding, whatever, people will be pissed off, not because he did any of this on the pitch but because he’s a role model, people and especially kids look up to him and what he does sends a message to those people saying it’s ok to do these things. Those things are not values that you want to encourage in society.

So “people of influence” (the fuckwits on social media who I guess she’s talking about, who have no role other than to “influence”) do owe it to the public to “behave” because...basic bitch...you are a person of influence and your actions influence people duh!

 

[MancBee]

I see carrots, celery, onions, what’s the other stuff?

Looks like swede. It is one of those ready cut up bags of veg from Asda. https://groceries.asda.com/product/prepared-roasting-veg/asda-vegetable-soup-mix/910001595559

She has used it before and pretended she has cut it all up herself. She is a compulsive liar.

 

[MancBee]

When you grate your corned beef
It puts on edge all my teeth
That's a moleeee

When your cake's like a brick
And your stews look like sick
That's a moleeee

(There were so many options with that last one, I decided to keep it clean)

 

[Pocahontas]

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It’s like a 90s ‘From the Office ... To The Bar!’ photo shoot.

Perhaps she’s branching out into open mic nights.

 

[holliebollie]

This could explain A LOT:

I’m sure someone on here recommended Fesshole, some of them are just

 

[Dogmuck]

Not the “first book advance” bag again- gets some airing that lie story
But bless she’s tagged them.

Also shes NOT recovered

 

[MancBee]

When your bungalow has stairs
And you've too many chairs
That's a moleeee

When you sleep in a tent
In a garden you rent
That's a moleeee

When you rent a big home
Though you live there alone
That's a moleeee

(Last one was a bit cruel...but accurate)

 

[Veronicaaa]

How can a strap have no structural integrity? But I'm sure Mulberry are THRILLED she's tagged them, not sure they'll retweet her given that she's basically said the strap doesn't last.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

And male dominated sites are just the same

They’re far, far worse tbh. TW abusive themes discussed - Never in 2021 would you think there are forums that exist that post gore/porn, photoshop non white men’s heads onto ISIS beheading screenshots, circulate pictures of their teen babies glammed up for a birthday and discuss what they’d do to her, that’s just the tip of the iceberg it’s absolutely foul and hosted all over moderated forums, Facebook, and their beloved Twitter!

Yet you’ve got these influencers acting in distress over us discussing undisclosed adverts (which are illegal!) or debating the morality of wealthy or high earning individuals grifting via a tip jar? Is it remotely comparable...

 

[Dogmuck]

When your filings are late
Her Maj’s not your mate
That’s a moleeee

There’s this thing, as you’ll see
Called late filing penalty
That’s a moleeee

Just 26 more days
£750 you’ll pays
That’s a moleeee

 

[Flash123]

Bagstrap Cook...

Perfect timing for THREAD TITLE

 

[HotesTilaire]

This is when they start to lose the argument. They mix up so many things. Most influencers hate here because their feelings are hurt. They get laughed at. Now obviously that can't be nice, but to keep throwing in lies about fearing for their safety, doxxing, their family's safety, is a massive red herring. But those things get believed.
Sali Hughes once said on the radio she feared for her life as she thought Tattlers would follow her to Paris to push her under a train. These daft claims are swallowed with not one jot of evidence. I'm sure the police would be interested if there was.

Yes Sali was so scared that she had to ask her husband to accompany her on A WORK TRIP TO PARIS. On the other hand, she has never knowingly asked him to accompany her on the trains between Brighton where they live, and London to Hershesons to get a #presstreatment haircut etc. For some reason it was PARIS where she was most at risk.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

How the fuck can you put liquid slop in a sandwich?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I hate that bag.
I hate the print.
I hate the colour.
I hate the fabric.
I hate everything about it.

 

[Pixieboots]

The moray version of the song has reminded me of one of my other all time fave memes:

 

[Nottonightbabe]

We do!

SS @lilamay

 

[traumatised sideboard]

That film story has to be one of the most ridiculous things she's ever fabricated. Just how did a big budget film producer even hear of our Southend Slop Princess? Were they scouring the internet for someone who could help them use their single carrot, jar of salmon paste, ailing salad and six tins of beans and hit upon her blog? They said 'yes, audiences will go wild for this compelling tale of a young conventionally attractive white woman who comfortably grew up in a middle class household and had a cushy well-paying job in the fire service then fell on hard times which consisted of having no lightbulbs for six months and going to a food bank once'.

 

[Veronicaaa]

ALSO posting about the £4.99 skirt you got while posing in your fancy, pricey London aparthotel which you appear to have taken up residence in is just the essence of Jack, isn't it?

 

[Buscake]

I’m just perplexed to see them referred to as “charity shops”. I thought in Southend parlance they were known as “thrift stores”