Don’t need to swim in the phone room
Jack Monroe #193 Mama, pass the UNICEF statistics and the Hansards!
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Hasn't there been suggestions in the past that the teeny tiny smol pixie can fireman lift a grown man weight?
ETA - sorry annoyance has got to me... I think there's been heavy suggestions that she's front line trained.
90 kg sideboard, so she says.
Not that I've ever considered what a melted 'Fatberg' found in the London drainage system would look like.
Now I know and I wish I didn't.
Now I know and I wish I didn't.
I can't imagine living as near to the sea as she does, and not being able to swim. Such a waste.
Someone's posted a link to the guitar. £500!
Someone's posted a link to the guitar. £500!
I was going to make a comment on that saying it reminded me of a song lyric¹, but decided not to in case it got taken as being offensive.
¹specifically the Half Man Half Buscuit song "Terminus", and the line "shins that look like Inter's end on derby day²"
²Inter Milan wear *black and blue* kits, hence why you'd use it to describe something that's bruised.
Cue... it was a gift/I found it in the eaves of the two floor crappy bungalow/poor people are allowed nice things/the brambly mice lent it to me for the photoshoot
I wonder if thats the birthmark...
Love the way she deliberately includes it in a post about how #thrifty she is, showing off about a charity shop find while the £500 guitar lurks in the background.
Someone's done a very public triangulation of her expensive belongings, that's brilliant
Many comments from squigs telling how well she looks, surely she must be dying to correct them?
It doesn't seem like the same guitar though (many guitars look-a-like superficially - it looks more like the one that's 399 )
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She’s still in the hotel, those are their walls.
What, not charity shop? Puddle? Gift? 
She's thinned down her left upper arm hasn't she? The shoulder looks much smaller than the other one.
Yes, the agreed SI unit for heavy things is measured in sideboards…90 kg sideboard, so she says.
Bay, privet, all greenery is the same.Oh it’s BAY!! I thought it was privet
Privet might add a bit of texture.
I thought that was the port wine stain her parents had removed/faded at Gosh. I'm quite sure her mum said the treatment worked for a spider naevis on Jack's face too although in some pics I think I can tell where it was.
Homogeneous Slop has to be the next thread title surely? Jack must be trolling us with that phrase.
Nah, holly, that’s texture
Twitter thought I would like to see a tweet from Jack Monroe. Twitter was wrong on *at least* 2 levels.
1. I don't want to see her tit, thankspaceyou
2. I am still 2 threads behind and she's back! I've failed to catch up even though she's been AWAY. Le sigh
1. I don't want to see her tit, thankspaceyou
2. I am still 2 threads behind and she's back! I've failed to catch up even though she's been AWAY. Le sigh
No, I’ve already been naughty upthread!
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