The skirts not my thing, but she looks well. So good for her, also I prefer it with the jacket.
Jack Monroe #193 Mama, pass the UNICEF statistics and the Hansards!
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I see Jack’s thirsty this morning.
The ways she standing I really did think she was going to burst into " that stew didn't impress me much" shannia twain vibes.
I didn’t know Jack played guitar
got it. god, it's upsetting. it's like something the caretaker would have to put sawdust on at primary school
Yeah just like she plays piano, they got skillz they're multiplying...
Apologies. I feel ill so am in my funny half hour this morning.
Definitely a masculine aesthetic going on.
Fool.
I see normal service has been resumed by Jack, suppose it's breaks up the food horrors.
Bloody hell, I'm 54 next month and I've forgotten most of my primary years but you've just brought back memories from way back.
We used to call it a Technicolour Yawn back then.
Thank you, Dear Heart, I am well, just ridiculously busy now the warmer weather has begun…Mrs. B has just shown me the latest Twatter stuff and ye gods. That posting of presumably non sentient ham and vegetables in slightly greasy dishwater…what the holy duck?!
And to the squig whose MIL doesn’t rinse kidney beans in the making of rice and peas: what the holy duck?
Why is it that Jack rinses beans when it’s not necessary, and then when it is, doesn’t?!
Haven’t done a proper grunk, so apologies if those questions have already been answered…!!
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I didn’t know Jack played guitar
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I'm sure she plays it with the same level of skillz as the piano.
Please let there be a video of her playing
I didn’t know Jack played guitar
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I'm sure she plays it with the same level of skillz as the piano.
Please let there be a video of her playing
Still waiting to see the disfigurement of her legs that she was talking about??? Seriously, what is it that we are supposed to looking at that was so bad she didn't learn to swim because of it? (anyone got those screenshots to hand?)
Oh god she’s really back isn’t she 
looking straight out the early 2000’s as well. Knowing that she’s put that guitar there for the picture and set up the tripod is making my whole body curl in on itself
looking straight out the early 2000’s as well. Knowing that she’s put that guitar there for the picture and set up the tripod is making my whole body curl in on itself
On a bit of a Gunk, so you've probably moved on, but I'll say it anyway.
She said she left the hammock out all winter and doesn't take it inside. She said this last summer, so we can surmise that she has had it outside for at least two winters. She even said she was going to shake the snow off it and lie on it in the snow.
Does that hammock look like it has been outside for two winters? Either it isn't left outside all year, or that's an old picture. Either way she is...wait for it...
Not being truthful.
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So...Jack slow cooked PARSLEY for 8 hours, but threw bay leaves on top at the end for garnish?
Her cooking is always such an act of aggression.
No comment on the skirt, except who the duck says "jolly" like that? Enid Blyton has been dead for half a century, get over it.
Her cooking is always such an act of aggression.
No comment on the skirt, except who the duck says "jolly" like that? Enid Blyton has been dead for half a century, get over it.
It’s like a 90s ‘From the Office ... To The Bar!’ photo shoot.
Perhaps she’s branching out into open mic nights.
She’s gone to the bladdy moon.
She thinks that looks nice, doesn't she? It doesn't.
The way Jack wears a skirt reminds me of Simon Cowell's trousers, the waist band is just too high. It would look so much better without the top tucked in, and a lot cooler in this hot weather.
Jack, your masculine aesthetic is slipping. (ETA @BananaSmith got there first, great minds think alike)
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£4.99 for that skirt? You got ripped off love x
Yes! Daniela Nardini in This Life. That’s who she’s reminding me of.
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