I love buying random tit from charity shops
Recently I have bought a fruit bowl shaped like a cat, a cheese plate with a lump of pretend cheese glued to it, and a large plate with a representation of a suspension bridge rendered in a willow pattern style.
I think I may be Jack..
I can send you another bloody fruit bowl in the shape of a cat if you want, a handcrafted artisan one.
I've been forced to keep it because it was GIFTED, and the giftee told me how expensive it was and how they chose it especially for me.
It's creepy since it has hand painted eyes on it's weird handle which freak me out in the dark.
This person has repeatedly been told to stop buying me gifts, as rude as it was I gave back the teapot in the shape of a Chinese lucky cat and it now sits on a shelf in her cluttered house instead of mine.
For my birthday she got me a rhubarb plant instead of random tat and I'm not long off the phone to her and she was hassling me about planting it before it died. I planted the last one she bought me (she is aggressive about gift giving) and the thing still bloody died and two years on she still goes on about it!
Just to let you know I will be taking a tattle break to drag the massive bag of compost from my car to back garden to plant this bloody rhubarb in a big pot.
, breakfast, spam, beef noodles with 2 fried eggs on top
I just did a double take!
