Jack Monroe #192 Hoist with her own anchoïade

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Sideboard Bob

Sideboard Bob

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You stay out of Jerry Springer’s niche Jack.
Springer’s Final Thoughts were a beautiful moment in television. The calm after the storm. If you’re going to borrow it, at least get it right, it’s “take care of yourself, and each other”. Otherwise it doesn’t make sense. :rolleyes:

Wonder what brought on the fit of rage yesterday?
 
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traumatised sideboard

traumatised sideboard

Those stills are horrifying Silver, she looks like some sort of cryptid. Where's her fringe gone as well? Her hair tied up like that gives me huge pineapple vibes. Pineapple hats were last season darling, how gauche.

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No need to make a show of leaving again, Jack. We know you'll be back within the hour. Maybe this time you can tweet about Tom and Marcus instead of a steady stream of self-serving performative prattling carefully designed to both reap praise and try to stop all the squigs jumping ship.
 
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Flash123

Flash123

I don’t believe for a second she gets loads of PR stuff about booze.
 
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HotesTilaire

HotesTilaire

Hope mackie got my email and it didn’t go into spam, it’s easily done.

Dear Fack
I paid for a book and you didn’t send it and nobody replies to my emails.
Hotes
P.s. Vodka!
 
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Carmina-Piranha

Carmina-Piranha

This was a twitter reply to her 'Mr Shifter' tweets (sorry, showing my age)...auntie? Niece? Or 🧦🧦?
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FlashBoof

FlashBoof

I have just had a horrible nagging thought that won’t go away, and I hope I am wrong and also I hate to speculate - it really does give her ammunition, but maybe she was supposed to have a certain smol boy this weekend (it is Bank Holiday for you guys) and it hasn’t panned out, for whatever reason. Why else would she spend a gorgeous, sunny and warm summer weekend doing that? As well as pointed remarks about removing evidence of his presence.
 
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traumatised sideboard

traumatised sideboard

Sorry to disturb you at this hour Louisa but could you please come and collect Jack? Yes, we were watching her but she must have had a fifth phone that we didn't know about that she now has to bake a cake for. We didn't give her the wifi password either, she must be using her mobile data. Look, we wouldn't call if it wasn't serious. She's had at least fifteen attentions and has become quite unbearable. The cabal are very tired and would like to go to bed so if you could come ASAP that would be great. Nice one, cheers Louisa.
 
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Nottonightbabe

Nottonightbabe

traumatised sideboard said:
Those stills are horrifying Silver, she looks like some sort of cryptid. Where's her fringe gone as well? Her hair tied up like that gives me huge pineapple vibes. Pineapple hats were last season darling, how gauche.

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No need to make a show of leaving again, Jack. We know you'll be back within the hour. Maybe this time you can tweet about Tom and Marcus instead of a steady stream of self-serving performative prattling carefully designed to both reap praise and try to stop all the squigs jumping ship.
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The hair gave me sumo wrestler vibes.

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