Jack Monroe #192 Hoist with her own anchoïade

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The amount of confused spiders there would be in that room. Also bet her Dad is pretty peeved that the plants still being alive is miraculous when he’s clearly looked after them well.
 
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And when Jack was tidying up did she find all that personal data that she appeared to have mislaid?

Folksy relatable Jack may fool the squiggles, but it won't fool ico
 
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Praise beans, Jack Monroe is AWAY BACK! Thank the Lord Jesus Compton she regained the use of her essentially paralysed arthritic arm to haul a 70kg piece of furniture up a spiral staircase by herself (not that she actually did that, the great flapping tit). She had to throw in the smug 'that'll do' as well. Quintessential Jack 👩‍🍳💋

By the way, we've addressed the big ol' clompers but what are those trousers?
 
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Is this it? Is this the great relaunch? Disgraceful mess in a spare room that might have been an office. Or her son’s bedroom. Up a spiral staircase in a bungalow. Full of John Lewis boxes. Literally erasing her son from the room....

All presented as if if she’d never gone anywhere, or dropped worrying breadcrumbs 🤬

Strong fringe on / fringe off Clemmie MOD vibes here too
 
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Praise beans, Jack Monroe is AWAY BACK! Thank the Lord Jesus Compton she regained the use of her essentially paralysed arthritic arm to haul a 70kg piece of furniture up a spiral staircase by herself (not that she actually did that, the great flapping tit). She had to throw in the smug 'that'll do' as well. Quintessential Jack 👩‍🍳💋

By the way, we've addressed the big ol' clompers but what are those trousers?
Trousers? I thought she’d been splatting paint about
 
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Why did I think she would come back, and not be such an insufferable tit?

Also, getting strong Herman Munster vibes from those shoes
 
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This is what I can’t understand, surely this is at direct odds with the Patreon? She’s manipulated and begged people to sign up to sponsor a poverty stricken urchin, and takes home about a grand a month from it. Why is she jeopardising this show casing £300 bits of furniture, Dyson, huge John Lewis boxes, etc etc? She’s not making any money off of these tweets and risking cancellations of her actual income?!

It’s month end soon, if we get over 4% churn I’ll be elated and completely attribute it to this bizarre show of MC comfort.
My bets are on a cliff like drop in patreons in July/Aug as many will have signed up in August last year, and paid a year up front. Last year you might think it’s ok to chuck £50 or £100 ish quid at Fack. Things are very different now.
 
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What a life. I can imagine doing one fun time lapse for lols but not as many as she’s done. It’s sad.
 
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For the love of LJC and the wee donkey, will the squiggles start adding things up soon? She’s been hinting at cancer treatment for weeks, but is now apparently as fit as a butchers dog, and pescatarian bodybuilding 70kg sideboards up the stairs of a bungalow. Make it make bleeping sense!

Didn’t she swap her son to a different room and do it up months ago... wasn’t this the room he went into?
 
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