No reply so far for the person who hasn't received their order.
Chapeau to you if that's the case - she's back with the usual 'tude. I am here for itI think it's because the crappy bungalow has a turn on the stairs. She doesn't know what a spiral staircase is.
PIVOT!!!!Or she does know only spiral staircase sounds a bit ‘arder, innit
Trousers? I thought she’d been splatting paint aboutPraise beans, Jack Monroe isAWAYBACK! Thank the Lord Jesus Compton she regained the use of her essentially paralysed arthritic arm to haul a 70kg piece of furniture up a spiral staircase by herself (not that she actually did that, the great flapping tit). She had to throw in the smug 'that'll do' as well. Quintessential Jack
By the way, we've addressed the big ol' clompers but what are those trousers?
She’s got burger all else to do, wot no job?Why would you record yourself tidying a room and post it on Twitter?
My bets are on a cliff like drop in patreons in July/Aug as many will have signed up in August last year, and paid a year up front. Last year you might think it’s ok to chuck £50 or £100 ish quid at Fack. Things are very different now.This is what I can’t understand, surely this is at direct odds with the Patreon? She’s manipulated and begged people to sign up to sponsor a poverty stricken urchin, and takes home about a grand a month from it. Why is she jeopardising this show casing £300 bits of furniture, Dyson, huge John Lewis boxes, etc etc? She’s not making any money off of these tweets and risking cancellations of her actual income?!
It’s month end soon, if we get over 4% churn I’ll be elated and completely attribute it to this bizarre show of MC comfort.
Ergh, she's making me rage personified, I forgot how annoying you were Jack. Go pack yourself in a box.