Jack Monroe #191 The sound of silence
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Terrifying
Wonder if it tasted pigeon-ish?The pigeon, but it's OK because it was a 90% vegan pigeon
I think this was during her DKL / This Morning period. Weird she hasn't given them a newer one but I guess she's trying to relive her glory days of early 2020?
Morning all. Sorry Iām late to the party here but what the frig is going on? Iāve been unable to keep up with events due to āstuffā - nothing untoward you understand, Iāve not been standing in for Ruby Rose/ripping cans open with my bare hands/applying cartoon filters to my life to make it seem more interesting/being snippy at strangers for no good reason/changing appearance like a demented chameleon. I just glanced at her Twitter and itās like sheās disappeared. Did I miss āThe Endā?
It's written like a sixty year old at their first ever festival. I wonder if shhe appropriates this weirdly not youthful attitude in order to fit in with the peers of her older posho girlfriends? She doesn't realise that older poshoes can still be wild and immature etc just a bit more discreet and get away with it better due to having access to better resources for recovery periods!
Last known Jack was in a traigulated apart hotel in London doing tit embroidery and keeping things in a hotel fridge. She left a few MASSIVE hints about ātreatmentā and also āone day at a timeā alcohol recovery type plans. Then disappeared (except for liking the odd post on Twitter, adding a tip jar and tinkering with her bio).
This is the sore gums photo
It just screams gingivitis to me. With her really strong masculine aesthetic there.Before the mean cabal of bullies made her hair fall out in fistfulls.
Her eyes are always heeby jeebies material, like all her crazed desperation is showing through with hints of fear of being found out.
I believe this is what you call 'all up in her niche'. https://www.theguardian.com/food/20..._medium&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1622282561
Jack right now
Jack right now
That is so far up her niche it's going to get it's own cake.
The first comment on the article even takes issue with their use of low welfare meat. It's like all the Jacks combined.
When were you last here?
The big bad happened on 10 April, when Jack went off piste (or possibly off pissed) and tried to arrange a pile on on a CEO for having quiet school corridors, upset and insulted the students in the school's video and called them cannon fodder.
She then went on to threaten a teacher with her lawyer, told a squiggle that it was their choice for sending her sensitive personal information and how could she delete it when she didn't know where it was.
Then she started shouting about how it wasn't her fault because, autism. And how dare people not be kind because, medical treatment.
At some point the fragrant LJC returned, took the phone off her and tweeted an apology.
Started to go quiet after that.
She also became a fashion designer with her own range of hidden message embroidered denim shirts, started living in an East London hotel, and enjoyed many free energy drinks and yakult, even though she didn't even check in with her famous name!
Thisāll be her undoing tbh. I think a lot is unravelling but sheās got two threads of tit going on with the ICO, evidently some HMRC tit to boot, clearly no longer a resident parent if at all in contact, shocking book sales combined with the extensions and poor quality tumble dryer fluff in the latest, and on top of that sheās being crowded out of her own cheap cooking niche by likeable people that can actually cook.
Tbh I hope sheās working on the CV because sheās going to have to slum it and work a PAYE job.
Just had a look at her page, and the tip jar button doesn't show for me anymore. Has she removed it?
Still showing for me...Just had a look at her page, and the tip jar button doesn't show for me anymore. Has she removed it?
While I was there I had a quick peek at her recent likes, and, well, I now feel like we've been robbed of a "Sorry the book's late/I can't do the engagement you've already paid me for, I've just had a SEVERE QUICKSAND INCIDENT" chaos.
Good grief, that 'fear of quicksand' thing has been going around on Bored Panda and Failblog for years.
Fackie's been on the Werthers Unoriginals again.
ETA I thought it was Jack writing this, oops. I'm blaming the Oxycodone again - I'm back home now and very happy cuddling Pooh Bear.
Fackie's been on the Werthers Unoriginals again.
ETA I thought it was Jack writing this, oops. I'm blaming the Oxycodone again - I'm back home now and very happy cuddling Pooh Bear.
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haha, the squigsItās something else isnāt it. The lineup for that year was epic. The only music Jack mentioned was (singing with) Billy Bragg and Elbow.
Praise beans for the Guardian Fackstonbury article though, it can keep us fed for days during a drought.
These have probably come up before in the threads, but from that article, hereās some Guardian squiggles for the lols
āOne of usā etc etc
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Green - āduck Fack, play the hitsā
Orange - āKen Livingston on tambourineā. Yes.
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...I was also softly, gently referring to the original cabal idea to chip in and hire her...but I would like to hire Jimmy Nail for that event as well.
I loooove slopbot having a good time with his funky glasses!
And not a stab vest in sight!- Status