Jack Monroe #191 The sound of silence

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I don't think Stooshe have been up to much recently so I'm sure they'd be up for a festival performance of "Lockdown". I'll bring an orange boilersuit so I can dress as everyone's favourite Ruby Rose stand in.
I have a vague memory of the Ruby rose stand in thing, it's a bit hazy, probably due to all this festival mayhem, please can someone remind me why this happened? Seems really weird
 
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Monroe appeared at Latitude once. I think the flower crowns did too. I detest Latitude, the de - clawed moggy of the festival world.
 
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I am beyond ready for Slopbot to crowd surf over us all. Hands in the air, it will be magical.

I attended Glastonbury once and some of the people I was camped with might as well have been Jack "We can't go to Shangri-La it's too MUDDY"
I wouldn’t like to go to Glastonbury. I hate the idea of camping as I hate insects so hate mud and bugs. So I wouldn’t go to Glastonbury. I don’t understand why Jack would want to go there to a place that is fun but feel the need to wear a stab vest, it just doesn’t make any sense!
 
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I have a vague memory of the Ruby rose stand in thing, it's a bit hazy, probably due to all this festival mayhem, please can someone remind me why this happened? Seems really weird
Thread #63 Post #7 onwards I think.

Jack had tweeted at some point that she'd once "stood in for Ruby Rose on set". In reality she was an extra in a music video for a relatively unknown (sorry Stooshe) girlband. The video was set in a prison very much with an 'Orange is the New Black' vibe which is a programme which stars Ruby Rose.

I mean... there's exaggeration and then there's Jack's Truth.
 
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They do scream scam - I have only just had a delve and find it baffling anyone would sign up to it. I *think* Jack promised exclusive recipes and regular postcards with recipes (are you tempted yet?).
Danny Baker (of the £156k pa - sorry but I'm a bit obsessed by this) does access to podcasts and newsletter type stuff on a regular basis. All well and good but pocketing that much money for it? They try to sugarcoat the grifting as 'we're building a community' but grifting it is.
Indeed. But then anyone mad enough to decide that dedicating £5-10 of their pay cheque to a work shy freeloaded like Monroe or a talentless hack like Baker, deserve all the scamming they get.
 
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Prue Leith is all up in Jack's niche, just read an interview in the Radio Times about her (Hellmans sponsored 🤭) show with Dr Rupy.
Here's one of her top tips for food waste:
MAKE SALAD SALSA
Limp salad leaves can be turned into the most delicious salsa verde to top meat, fish or veg — just whizz in a blender with olive oil, capers, garlic and mustard. You can add beetroot leaves, watercress, anything at all, really. People buy too much bagged salad and it always goes limp after a few days. It does cheer up if you tip it into water, but then you have to dry it again.
 
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Indeed. But then anyone mad enough to decide that dedicating £5-10 of their pay cheque to a work shy freeloaded like Monroe or a talentless hack like Baker, deserve all the scamming they get.
Some will have been duped by Jack though from when she gives the impression she's struggling financially.

Before I became a frau I thought she was genuine.
 
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At least she's restrained herself from telling us yet again how she was once so hungry she stuffed her energy bill into a old bread roll she wrestled from a pigeon. And ate it.
 
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The thing that is so annoying about her Glastonbury reporting is that it's more than OK not to like it and not to attend it. Or to go and say: You know what, that was not for me. Good for you, not for me. And then to move on.

What's the point of going to to a music festival and then to compain about the typical things that are part of it? Being a boring moan is really her MO, isn't it?
 
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Thread #63 Post #7 onwards I think.

Jack had tweeted at some point that she'd once "stood in for Ruby Rose on set". In reality she was an extra in a music video for a relatively unknown (sorry Stooshe) girlband. The video was set in a prison very much with an 'Orange is the New Black' vibe which is a programme which stars Ruby Rose.

I mean... there's exaggeration and then there's Jack's Truth.
Oh god that's hilarious, what a reach fack, no wonder I couldn't compute it 🤣🤣🤣
 
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I wouldn’t like to go to Glastonbury. I hate the idea of camping as I hate insects so hate mud and bugs. So I wouldn’t go to Glastonbury. I don’t understand why Jack would want to go there to a place that is fun but feel the need to wear a stab vest, it just doesn’t make any sense!
🤔 mackie, fun, does not compute
 
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I’m blocked on my main Twitter account but I have another work account I rarely use. I just had a search for her and got this.
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