Jack Monroe #191 The sound of silence

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HotesTilaire

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Yeah the food stylist got it wrong squig, except like you say it’s the recipe that’s wrong...also the food stylist wrote the recipe.

 
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kachoochoo

amazing

was also thinking there's interior design jack, which itself can be split into sub-categories

sexy/hazardous kitchen makeovers
various reading nooks
porch photography
rosie the riveter crowbar
unorthodox wallpaper usage
skip jack
 
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Vanelope

Serial killer rust knife collector Jack
Kitchen transformation into windowless Gothic clutter Jack
 
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HotesTilaire

StringyMango said:
Sorry, don't know what this means. Could you please tell me?
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Oct/Nov during the bubble buddy times, Jack posted J-1g leading the cabal to speculate that it was meant to be a private DM to someone who supplies 1 gram of something, the sort of something Jack implied David Walliams likes to henryhoover.

Then, in a famous “didn’t happen” moment Jack posted a number of nonsensical letters and numbers, and ta-da it turned out everything posted was done by sitting on the phone by mistake! Needless to say, we had the last laugh because in the middle of the nonsense it said Zoe Eccentricity, clearly The Mediterranean Arse was in charge of the keypad. Jack then, to prove that it was all spontaneous hilarity, changed their name to Zoe Eccentricity for about an hour. Everyone clapped and declared it the worst “covering up a massive error” ever.
 
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Orphan_Black

It really wouldn't surprise me if the cabal were really on to something. The West London luvvies are rife with marching powder, would have been an easy trap to fall into during her gauche days.

(Pure speculation, m'lud)
 
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kachoochoo

Powershower said:
Where did the B&Bs but come from? Or is this another lie by omission/allusion from jack?
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must've been grandad's guesthouses!

but, really, this is how she's got the squigs. she repeats that she's moved umpteen times, so the squigs think that she must've been shunted around b+bs and HMOs. whereas the reality is "executive" flat to west London to huge "bungalow"
 
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Mr Krabs

Powershower said:
Where did the B&Bs but come from? Or is this another lie by omission/allusion from jack?
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Did you ever play The Picnic Game as a kid? You go around the circle, and say "I went to a picnic and I bought....", and then as you go along, you have to remember all the stuff people have mentioned so far.

Jack's entire life story is The Poverty Game. Each time she retells it, another detail has to be added. "I was in poverty and I was a sex worker, unplugged my fridge, spent two years at a food bank, went to a food bank once..."
 
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