The big question is - Papa was in print somewhere (Grenfell time I think) moaning about Firefighters putting their lives on the line for just £28k Per year, which seems a really good question if the call handlers are earning just a grand a year less at £27k as at when Jack was 21.
Jack Monroe #190 The sloppening
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She’s got a keyboard I believe
She has got a full-size keyboard, she's shown Blair Witch-style footage of her son playing it. He was far more competent than Jack's self-indulgent ivory assault so hopefully his dad is encouraging him to take lessons and he's not under his mother's tutelage.
I must admit I do quite often play my keyboard with only one hand at a time but that's because it is only two octaves so is very smol. Also I'm tit at piano
I stopped lessons twenty years ago to play guitar instead as it's way cooler and easier. Apologies to my piano teacher who would be appalled at Pet Slop Bots even though I am quite sure that my piano teacher is DEAD, EDWINA.
I must admit I do quite often play my keyboard with only one hand at a time but that's because it is only two octaves so is very smol. Also I'm tit at piano
I stopped lessons twenty years ago to play guitar instead as it's way cooler and easier. Apologies to my piano teacher who would be appalled at Pet Slop Bots even though I am quite sure that my piano teacher is DEAD, EDWINA.
not scientific but I've just checked several accounts I follow who are big on "if you like my content, this is my kofi" or similar. accounts that offer real content, eg comedians who are doing viral videos having lost work in the last year. not like, "here's some brown slop and my cat's bum. d'you remember when freddos were 5p?"Twitter fraus - has anyone noticed any other 'creative' making use of that tip jar button? Would be interested to know if it's just her shameless enough to jump straight on it
anyway, the only account I've seen that includes the tip jar link.........................it's jack monroe's account
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She does the same sort of thing for the ivories as the poachers in Africa.
Same. I also had a check on sm*l r*b*t man which took me a lot longer than it should as I was searching for slopbot.
If she’d not retweeted that Delicious mag thing she’d have smashed that record by now.
So, this piece was published 5 years ago today...
www.theguardian.com
And I found this brilliant comment beneath it
I’m a little bit female and a little bit male. Finally, I fit in my skin | Jack Monroe
I am transgender and have been on hormones for eight months – and I’ve never been happier
www.theguardian.com
And I found this brilliant comment beneath it
@lilamay This paragraph is classic Jack, she should have this tattooed instead of whatever backyard scratch she's got now.
God she's ridiculous.
Just had the hilarious image of Jack falling off a factory line (but being saved by her Mediterranean arse, of course!)
What a bizarre thing to write though.
She is such a twit.
Would you rather eat at a dinner party cooked by Jack, or, sit next to Jack for the duration of the party, food cooked by a proper chef? Eat the slop or listen to hours of this whilst she fidgets too.
Decisions. Decisions....
I'd eat the slop every time. I've known a few of her type and for me the physical discomfort from eating her cooking would do less damage than having to listen to her shite. Especially if I had to be nice to her, I just couldn't haha.She is such a twit.
Would you rather eat at a dinner party cooked by Jack, or, sit next to Jack for the duration of the party, food cooked by a proper chef? Eat the slop or listen to hours of this whilst she fidgets too.
Decisions. Decisions....
I just couldn’t eat anything cooked by her. Never. I wouldn’t even trust a Lion Bar from her, it’s like an inner sense of self preservation.She is such a twit.
Would you rather eat at a dinner party cooked by Jack, or, sit next to Jack for the duration of the party, food cooked by a proper chef? Eat the slop or listen to hours of this whilst she fidgets too.
Decisions. Decisions....
How about you? I’m curious what you and others who’ve braved the recipes would decide!
Me too. Like Ray Quinn - all his gigs were cancelled due to the pandemic so he became a delivery driver and then a carpet fitter. He said, “I didn’t want to sit around and feel sorry for myself.”
Jack could take a leaf out of his book.
Same!!! I still find myself thinking about that bread slime....
I couldn't do three courses of her slop. I do get annoyed by folks like her, but at the same time I get glee supplying them rope to hang themself with, so dinner entertainment lol!
That's a hard one - if you were sitting next to her at a dinner party, having to listen to all her shite, you'd probably get indigestion and die. If you had to eat her food cooked by her, you'd probably get indigestion and die.She is such a twit.
Would you rather eat at a dinner party cooked by Jack, or, sit next to Jack for the duration of the party, food cooked by a proper chef? Eat the slop or listen to hours of this whilst she fidgets too.
Decisions. Decisions....
I reckon I would hire a goat for the night. My support goat, if you like. There's a company here called Rent-a-Ruminant, they let you borrow a goat for a day to get back control of overgrown gardens.
I'll get the gourmet meal sans Jack and my new mate Billy gets a rancid meal. Yessss
I'll get the gourmet meal sans Jack and my new mate Billy gets a rancid meal. Yessss
I'd definitely eat her slop ,the portion sizes are so smol it would only be about 6 mouthfuls for the entire meal ,then you wash it down with something alcoholic and then sod off for a kebab ....I wouldn't be sitting next to her ,when she starts waffling with her nonsense my bullshit detector would be all 
and that WOULD not be a good place to be ..
and that WOULD not be a good place to be ..
Can one wear earplugs?She is such a twit.
Would you rather eat at a dinner party cooked by Jack, or, sit next to Jack for the duration of the party, food cooked by a proper chef? Eat the slop or listen to hours of this whilst she fidgets too.
Decisions. Decisions....
Yes, mandatory!
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