It pours boiled juice into the holes or else it gets the hose again.It's an extremely competitive field, but "pour boiled down juice into the holes" may just be the least appetising line in any Jack Monroe recipe ever.
Don’t be fooled by the clocks that I got... I’m still, I’m still Jackie from the block
I had the same thought, it rhymes so well!Don’t be fooled by my drawer of cocks...
Poor J-Lo, I will never unhear this now.
You’re writing it because, like me, you’re wondering why the fk Jack thinks this is a sign of poverty...in your early 20’s...and has the front to do a sad essay about it.Honestly, I don't know why I'm writing all of this. You people know how life and furniture works. It's only Jack who doesn't seem to get it.
I can only hope we/tattle live long enough to see property owner Jack. The deposit she’s always going on about really is just the start of things, especially if she gets one of these huge houses she seems to think are absolutely essential.I will just never understand the need for more than £27k when at the time she was childless, and worked in a part of the country with reasonable rent costs. Why did she work as a call handler, and in a coffee shop, and also in a nightclub, and still apparently was skint? I don’t get it. I had way less coming in than that when I had three small kids in an expensive city - I bought lovely things from eBay and second hand shops, nobody had to take pity and give me a pianoMost people who RENT have to keep the size down, cos money, so wouldn’t usually want a random piano in their living room, just in case one day they wanted to bash it to death with a claw-hand.
That said, my friends had things like 2007 reg cars so they were a bit gauche, darling.
27k is about 1,800 a month take home. At the high end, a one-bed in Southend is about £750 now (would have probably been cheaper back before the big COVID exodus to the coast and gentrification). I'm guessing she just absolutely spunked the money away and then put even more on credit cards, hence being able to raise 3k when times got tough.I will just never understand the need for more than £27k when at the time she was childless, and worked in a part of the country with reasonable rent costs. Why did she work as a call handler, and in a coffee shop, and also in a nightclub, and still apparently was skint? I don’t get it. I had way less coming in than that when I had three small kids in an expensive city - I bought lovely things from eBay and second hand shops, nobody had to take pity and give me a pianoMost people who RENT have to keep the size down, cos money, so wouldn’t usually want a random piano in their living room, just in case one day they wanted to bash it to death with a claw-hand.
That said, my friends had things like 2007 reg cars so they were a bit gauche, darling.
Fixed it.I can only hope we/tattle live long enough to see property owner Jack. The deposit she’s always going on about really is just the start of things, especially if she gets one of these huge houses she seems to thinkareshe absolutelyessentialdeserves.
It's an extremely competitive field, but "pour boiled down juice into the holes" may just be the least appetising line in any Jack Monroe recipe ever.
A sesh too manyWhat in the Rod, Jane & Freddy has happened to Bundle?
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I thought it was tinkling the ivories, not beating the shit out of them. Even her digits are aggressive
19 likes on the Delicious mag tweet. It's almost like -dare I say it- people don't follow her for the food
This can’t be her house as there’s a 3D ultrasound behind her & we all know she only frames pics of herself.I thought it was tinkling the ivories, not beating the shit out of them. Even her digits are aggressive
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what in the living fcuk is this. MY EYES. MY EARS. An assault on multiple senses. ALSO, there is literally no need to bash the keys so VIOLENTLY. Ouchy hands. Ouchy smol hands.
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