I'm in agreement with your theory Lenny, it's far more likely to be something like that. And she's whiling away her downtime writing her nice tell-all pieces.But I don’t understand why she’d have to stay away from home for 5 weeks if it was any of them? Surely you would get the procedure, stay in facility for recovery then home? And travel back for any follow-up appointments.
I still think it’s an out-patient rehab facility and the work they do has been helping her with her social media addiction*
*I don’t believe for a second she was off SM all that time - I’m sure she’d liked post(s) and I’m convinced she was nebbing in here, there and everywhere with socket puppet accounts.
Perhaps she's working on launching some kind of reinvention, seeing as her current guises are no longer as lucrative as they once were.