Jack Monroe #189 Food Crime Pie

[Into_the_tunnel]

I’d genuinely love a years’ supply of tinned peaches, to be fair. I don’t want a bundle of her books though so am in a genuine quandary. Those peaches though ...

I’m interested to know how many of her books would be included in a “bundle”. I’m tempted to say all of them.

However, if we were getting a bundle of Haruki Murakami’s books then it would definitely be a select few of his collection.

Either way, the peaches aren’t worth the books.

 

[bowiethesdmn]

I’m interested to know how many of her books would be included in a “bundle”. I’m tempted to say all of them.

However, if we were getting a bundle of Haruki Murakami’s books then it would definitely be a select few of his collection.

Either way, the peaches aren’t worth the books.

I like how the word 'bundle' evokes images of kindling

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I like how the word 'bundle' evokes images of kindling

To me it evokes images of a giant brown bear.

ETA I read this back and it is really obtuse. Sorry.

 

[Pocahontas]

Really? To me it evokes images of a giant brown bear.

Don’t you mean ... Bungle?

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Don’t you mean ... Bungle?

Yes. Yes I do. Ffs.

 

[Jay-cloth Cow]

I wonder how many tins would be a years supply? A tin a day? One a week? Why do I care?

 

[KebabGirl]

Lads, doing a productivity and time management online course.
Every section so far reminds of Jack. Cheesy as it seems to me I genuinely think she'd get a lot from it.

Typing this during the multitasking and focus part

 

[Carmina-Piranha]

I like how the word 'bundle' evokes images of kindling

I was thinking the same....to light the bbq.
With some of those winning tins of peaches grilled in honey, brown sugar and rum. Oh, and vanilla ice cream.
(Sorry to go off topic, I haven't had breakfast or lunch today...)

 

[Fruitjack]

I'm going with either this suggestion or that Jack has gone full Partridge and is now living there because would you give her a reference as a landlord given her rent bounces around more than a smol ADHD pixie?



Where did you find this gif of Jack preparing to kick someone in the shins?

I love to imagine her going full partridge but taking her little smol plate and spoon to the buffet.

I miss @Alansbigplate

 

[bowiethesdmn]

Yes. Yes I do. Ffs.

Well this exchange has made my day

 

[MancBee]

Why does she keep talking about being prodded and poked if it's rehab though?

Metaphorical, init?

 

[colouredlines]

I am dying to know how many tins of peaches there are in a year's supply. 12? 52? 365?

 

[MancBee]

I wonder how many tins would be a years supply? A tin a day? One a week? Why do I care?

I am dying to know how many tins of peaches there are in a year's supply. 12? 52? 365?

A years supply for me would be less than one tin.

ETA I do use tinned fruit occasionally, trifles etc, just not peaches.

 

[Pocahontas]

A years supply for me would be less than one tin.

You don’t like cats or peaches, Manc. My cutlery drawer is a horror show.
I fear we are not kindred spirits

 

[colouredlines]

A years supply for me would be less than one tin.

ETA I do use tinned fruit occasionally, trifles etc, just not peaches.

Not a fan of curry then?

 

[Pocahontas]

I am dying to know how many tins of peaches there are in a year's supply. 12? 52? 365?

One to hold the light bulb and the rest to screw it in.

 

[threeSMEGfridges]

I think I need to order a Joules coat as I don’t own a coat and will need one for my summer of hotel quarantine and funerals.

i do like mine. I actually wear it more day to day than as a walking waterproof - handing for commuting etc and not too “hike-y” (not a bad thing just that’s my weekend look!)

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Second prize : Two bundles

 

[indigomoon]

hmm, just noticed that Ian Rankin has commented on her having a "slight mod vibe"

Heading off to burn my collection of his books right now, whilst weeping.

 

[Lanie]

With a year's supply you could definately eat a peach for hours.