Jack Monroe #186 The bromelain in canned pineapple is denatured

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Jack is the bully here. That not so subtle tweet about cocking her lawyer finger is her way to tighten the screw and scare anyone off.
 
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Frauen, what with all this talk of secret messages sewn in to flowers, I believe Jackie has actually triangulated me Today, via second class postage, I received a hand written letter from, what appeared to be, the Jehovah’s Witnesses, (can’t knock on for me ,cos covid innit). I won’t lie, I was a tad disappointed that the hand written letter was not from a secret admirer, but on further inspection I saw the “Thankyou” and realised that hidden among the “life questions” and Bible verses, that this was, in fact, a secret message to me from Jack telling me to cease and desist. Praise the Lard
 
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It is hilarious how she jumps from one thing to another. Maybe we can get her to make our court outfits?
 
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omg, my neighbour got one of these!!

i must've been triangulated too, but it went in the wrong post box!
 
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I got something similar to this just before Easter! Have I been ???
 
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If there’s one thing I’ve found during the pandemic, it’s that evangelical Christians don’t seem to use “computers” or “photocopiers” to spread the word
 
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Oooh I got one of those last week! With some little cut out bible thingies. Much preferable than them knocking on my door in the middle of Tipping point!
 
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By all means make a career out of embroidery Jack. But if you think the crafting community has fewer bullies then hahaahhahahhaaaaa. It’s a shitshow.
 
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That's school sick bay triage in an epidemic around a termly assessment period. Papercuts and minor wounds out first with the assistance of an orderly/enthusiastic Year 7 armed with plasters and ice packs, get somebody else to take the ones with MH difficulties to the Pastoral Office, leave the pukers and feel sicks with a bag to barf in whilst you deal with actively bleeding/asthma attacks/etc. Then go back to the pukers after everyone else is gone and start taking names for phone calls home/the Mum Medivac.
 
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shadow and bone any good?
shadow and bone any good?
If you like stuff like Fate :the Winx saga you'll probably like this I'm just starting episode 5 and there's lots of young ,good looking folk and Zoe Wanamaker lol,I know there are books and I'm sure it's YA but it's quite a slow burn and one of those shows you sit there thinking where they've nicked bits from ...so far so good .
 
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By all means make a career out of embroidery Jack. But if you think the crafting community has fewer bullies then hahaahhahahhaaaaa. It’s a shitshow.
Craft totally has its own league of mean girls. Subdivisions for embroidery, cross stitch, tapestry, sewing with stretch or wovens, crochet or knitting, weaving, you name it.
Jack, stop trying to make stitch happen.
 
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Rats...meant to do the TV stuff via spoiler ...need to brush up on the tech ...sorry mods
 
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Steroids have an almost instant effect. Absolutely instant (well about 30 seconds later after the FUCK ME THAT HURTS) if they are intraarticular, as they come with a handy anaesthetic. Although putting a load of fluid into an already swollen joint means they don't work too well despite the loss of pain - so no sewing possible.
 
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Craft totally has its own league of mean girls. Subdivisions for embroidery, cross stitch, tapestry, sewing with stretch or wovens, crochet or knitting, weaving, you name it.
Jack, stop trying to make stitch happen.
She’s already pissed off the crochet gang by going two sticks not one. (I can’t crochet to save my life and I wish I could)
 
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We got a very similar letter last week too!!
 
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Does she ever consider how infantile she sounds, talking about bullies at her big age?
 
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