We also had this rumour
We also had this rumourThis is so gross, the story at my school involved peanut butter and a dog.
When's the next full moon? Have we just had one?
We had the dog one too. Also our school must have been a healthy school as we had cucumber instead of chocolate as phallic stand in of choiceWe also had this rumour
My mum actually *did* engage in a sex act with a Mars bar
Not necessarily. If you remember the sixties you weren't there.The Mars bar knows.
Dear heart Nigella congratulated her, as did the smol person who shall not be named. She hadn't replied to either last time I looked.)
The joke is on the Diva awards, as this shows exactly what a shit/unprofessional influencer she is. Beyond Tattle, nobody is talking about her winning this. What an influencer, eh?
That 'acceptance' speech was nothing like an acceptance speech. She was on a whole nother planet. She clearly wasn't partaking in the watching of the awards or she'd have realised straight away that her half arsed non practiced word for word speech of absolute disingenuousness (might have made up that word) was not appropriate to the job.Going back to the acceptance speech video I don't think she looks unwell, I think we're just so used to seeing her perfectly smoothed in the soft glow of the rejuvenating pink curtains or a perfectly placed sunbeam that changes her complexion to a healthier hue. She does appear to be attempting to roll her eyeballs back in her head to see if she still has any of her brain left which is disturbing. She still needs that undercut sorting as well and I dearly wish that Lord Jesus Compton would put that poor mercilessly skewered blazer out of its misery like she did to the Tower Bridge python.
Wow. I missed it the first time around. This is awful. I guess covid makes some people delerious?This particular version of Food Nostalgia Jack can't hold a candle to her finest incarnation: Covid Jack, bravely tweeting long lists of random food in the grip of a fever so high it would have killed an average human being.
She never did clarify if the KFC buckets were rare as in uncommon or rare as in undercooked (like her upside down chicken).
It was curling tongs/wands in my school. Presumably switched off and cooled downWe had the dog one too. Also our school must have been a healthy school as we had cucumber instead of chocolate as phallic stand in of choice
eta snap @bladiesla!
She and Mrs J (our Lord Jesus Compton) went to Harvester for salad. Jack wanted to propose over salmonella based lettuce, but managed to hold out until later that night when they were watching soaps. I believe she then yelled her proposal to LJC, who for whatever bizarre reason, said yes.Wow. I missed it the first time around. This is awful. I guess covid makes some people delerious?
Someone alluded to something to do with harvester menus. Was that Jack or an urban myth?
If it was Jack please could somebody kindly share? I live near a harvester so could be useful Intel for me
Cooked banana with Peanutbutter ?You know what I really want right now frens?
A mooshed banana sandwich on soft soft white bread.
I have an aversion to ramdomly capitalised words, we are going on an Adventure etc.This particular version of Food Nostalgia Jack can't hold a candle to her finest incarnation: Covid Jack, bravely tweeting long lists of random food in the grip of a fever so high it would have killed an average human being.
She never did clarify if the KFC buckets were rare as in uncommon or rare as in undercooked (like her upside down chicken).
She can never remember if her childhood was written by Enid Blyton or Frank McCourt.I have an aversion to ramdomly capitalised words, we are going on an Adventure etc.
It is Twee, therefore, unacceptable.
Oh my god!!! Thank you, that's absolutely hilarious. I so wish I'd been there at the salad bar. Pretty sure they have pineapple as a salad option. I'd tell her I am aware of her body of work and then softy softy ask her if she knows the bromelaine in tinned pineapple is denatured.She and Mrs J (our Lord Jesus Compton) went to Harvester for salad. Jack wanted to propose over salmonella based lettuce, but managed to hold out until later that night when they were watching soaps. I believe she then yelled her proposal to LJC, who for whatever bizarre reason, said yes.
This was the night she fugue tweeted the whole salad bar menu. I’m at odds as to share it again here as it almost did a lot of us in the first timeWow. I missed it the first time around. This is awful. I guess covid makes some people delerious?
Someone alluded to something to do with harvester menus. Was that Jack or an urban myth?
If it was Jack please could somebody kindly share? I live near a harvester so could be useful Intel for me
Wasn't it both, shes soo different from everyone else, even though she's actually really boring and really normal and even when she's trying to be quirky she just looks ridiculous or really boring and normal.She can never remember if her childhood was written by Enid Blyton or Frank McCourt.
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