Jack Monroe #186 The bromelain in canned pineapple is denatured

[lilamay]

You leave Kandinsky alone Jack. Vlad will not be happy!

 

[fauxpoor]

Hello to all you mithering ninnies.
I AM BACK

Jack Monroe has also been very quiet in my absence.
Does this mean I might be Jack after all?

 

[SweetTransvestite]

I’ve got a mental picture of Jack’s dad roller skating in to stop her selling the tv so they can still play Just Dance.

"Jack, don't sell the TeeeeeVeeeee"

 

[Peeky_Mink]

Remember when Jack had an actual social media break and @Veronicaaa made the best find ever? Is this why Jack can't bring herself to have an actual break anymore?

https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-74-the-19th-most-important-gay-in-2014.9483/post-2415766

#neverforget

 

[Cookiecookie]

Look after the doggos?

What about the catto? And dasho?

Sod it. Going in for GoT from the beginning. If Ygritte can’t get me out of my fury nothing will.

And the childo. No mention of him in over a month now.

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

I know some of the Frauen like the embroidery so I don’t wish to offend, but I will say that shirt reminds me of a denim jacket that my mum bought me from Wallis when I was 11. It had embroidered flowers all over it (no soil tho) and little gems, and I wore it until it fell apart because I thought it was so cool

 

[FrumpyCat]

Wondering what I can make for dinner, looked in my cupboard, any ideas?
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Do you have any stuffing and some softy soft white bread?

 

[Satisfying Click]

I really wasn't expecting Werther's Original Jack after a week of 'treatment' x-rays and CT scans

 

[waffle maker]

Pack it up everybody, Jack has softly left social media again.

 

[Pocahontas]

Yeah I’m not sure how we got onto stories of chocolate being inserted into orifices but the stories are getting gross now

 

[PoorPatrol]

Tom Kerridge is in the Guardian giving cooking tips:

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No "bung it in a curry" in sight!

Yeah, I think Jack’s excuse for her lack of food knowledge, is that giving actual alternatives is too much information for her readers. She looks down on them, and assumes that they can’t be told that red and white meats would be better with different herbs.

What Tom has done here, instead of talking about himself, he’s told us two great sauce options, with modifications for red/white/fish, all within one paragraph. Who knows, maybe people reading will not have access to those ingredients, or maybe their cooking skills aren’t so great and they need more of an in-depth explanation. But what won’t help anyone, ever, is just never giving any cooking tips on the pretense of the person reading not being able to understand that rosemary would work better with a dish than basil because of XYZ reasons.

 

[Hollaaa]

There's another TK/MR video where they are chatting and Tom asks "do you actually like food?" and Marcus says "yeah, who doesn't like nice food?".

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

That creepy message looks like a serial killer left it at the scene / this

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Current mood of the cabal bopping to Live Forever waiting for the next chaos and trying desperately not to go OT and annoy Poca.

 

[bladiesla]

for me it's not the embroidery that bothers me, it's the being a professional food writer and constantly asking for applause for unrelated things. She could have shared it with her friends or family, but no. It has to be used to harvest likes from strangers for that sweet sweet dopapamine....

 

[Captainmouse]

So I went to the font of all knowledge

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I’d like to say at this moment isn’t it lucky she isn’t an actual single parent. She’s been away for 2 weeks now?
I have several friends whose child’s ‘fathers’ have zero involvement. I’m glad child has a good alternative parent.

I’m assuming she is in some kind of rehab at the moment. I have a GP friend who works in the rough end of a major city and he regularly gets patients asking to be sent to rehab. Most people don’t realise it doesn’t exist unless you pay for it and it’s certainly beyond their reach.

 

[ops]

Dear All,

Wanting to update on a food project I mentioned some months ago, called Cooperation Town. It is a recent innovation of the food co op model in which 70ish per cent of of ones weekly box is free, the remaining 30ish per cent being ordered together by members in the usual, traditional way of a food co-op.

This development is streamlining the redistribution of fresh, quality, surplus food which shops, supermarkets of all kinds now are keen to be seen to participate in.

This is currently possible because of the ongoing overproduction built into the food supply chain.

 

[misshydrangea]

 

[schmetterling]

Fashion frau in a hideous menstruation-induced rage. I hate the shirt and let's not get started on the subliminal embroidery. I hate the stupid breadcrumbing about her 'illnesses' which are irritating at best and frankly very fucking offensive at worst. Take her fawning squiggles away from her so she can get to absolute fuck please!