The polls usually number over 500 and that’s only those in 'real time' the grunka's miss out
The polls usually number over 500 and that’s only those in 'real time' the grunka's miss outThe recaps on these threads regularly get more than 100 upvotes. Perhaps we should organise our own award's ceremony? I nominate @Veronicaaa as most successful Twitter sleuth and @ThePowderMonkey as best avatar.
Most identities claimed in a single Twitter bio? does that include smol pixie?You’d imagine that the Diva influencer of the year might have some interesting takes on LGBT issues it might be involved in some sort of community activism. But then with Jack you just get brown cakes and cats.
What’s she winning this award for exactly? That time she offended Jewish people? That time she instigated a pile on against a headteacher? The shit that didn’t happen tweets? Triggering sexual abuse victims? Most identities claimed in a single Twitter bio?
You don't know JoJo?I only knew jojo because she was on the masked singer
I wonder if the voice changy thing they use when contestants are speaking would mask Jack's distinctly adenoidal voice(Can we get jack on the masked singer please)
Isn’t the whole point of split peas that they are ‘stale’? None of the ones I use for pease pudding or soup are ‘fresh’. They are rock hard little bleeders that need a fair bit of steeping. Or am I missing something?View attachment 553097
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It's likejollof ricefrozen chip shop chips all over again.
I was wondering if it was that JoJo! She's very popular with tweens, I think she's a nice kid too. Only came out earlier this year iirc?
...who dat?! She looks young enough to be friends with dib dab Jack in the playground at school, I'm gutted we've missed out on JM losing to a child
It would make her sound like a perfectly normal, middle-class Essex girl!I wonder if the voice changy thing they use when contestants are speaking would mask Jack's distinctly adenoidal voice
Maybe they sent it to the bungalow?Re. the Diva awards, I just realised, Jack was the only one (out of the ones I sat through) who didn’t have an actual award in their video.
they would never guess her in a million years, even if she gave smol pixie, gaslighting charlatan with a gazillion ailments as a clue. and she would be voted out first(Can we get jack on the masked singer please)
She'd be raiding Slopbot's classic hits too, instant giveaway for Frausthey would never guess her in a million years, even if she gave smol pixie, gaslighting charlatan with a gazillion ailments as a clue. and she would be voted out first
Like at this point she’s so delusional I wouldn’t be surprised if she sat round a table with a bunch of mops dressed in wigs and ties and yelled the poverty story at them for an hour, then took to Twitter to brag about being part of a ‘goVERnMeNt CoNsulTatioN’.WTF! Her speech, just watched it, huh??? 3 things she listed as her main focus points for the year - free school meals, affordable healthy eating and “consultation on redesigning the welfare state”... again, what? Her head is stuck so deep and irreversibly up her own arse - no way, not a fucking chance has that afternoon of chatting with a some government rep is being considered “consultation” anywhere else but in her own mind indeed if it was, she would be well within her rights to charge en extortionate amount from the government. She’s a tool. Also, free school meals campaign wasn’t hers, she jumped on the bandwagon late in the campaign and affordable healthy eating, what’s that, the food parcels thing that again wasn’t hers? What a charlatan. And lastly, good god she considers herself a professional presenter - hard to even know what to say it was just so awful. She seems to have actually zero idea what she is doing, apparently unaware as she is in front of the camera, or perhaps she is scared of it - certainly doesn’t want to look into it. She sits uncomfortably, looks tense, no rhythm in her breathing, mumbled- nasal talking and she seems to be reading from an auto cue away from the line of the camera, which is not only weird but also seems to imply that she can’t remember any lines - and it was hardly a long speech. Bloody hell.
What costume do you think she would pick on masked singer?She'd be raiding Slopbot's classic hits too, instant giveaway for Fraus
A Smeg fridgeWhat costume do you think she would pick on masked singer?
Oh my, we could live off this one for DAYS. So much scope. I'll choose a large ball point pen for now, or a pineapple which pops out tampons when the mask is removed.What costume do you think she would pick on masked singer?
FirefighterWhat costume do you think she would pick on masked singer?
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