Jack Monroe #184 Jack Monroe's Big Book of Boak

[CabalofBolorneaise]

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Do you think these things are typed up by someone who doesn't give a fuck as much as Jack does? I think they are typed up by a disgruntled employee.

They appear to have no native English speakers on their GB social media, which is a choice.

 

[Gildinwen-TKB]

Honestly did Jack say anything about the European super league ?

 

[Adayinthelife]

Done hate me but I don’t like LoD. I guess if everyone else is watching this event later I can amuse myself. I’ve got some salad I could fry.
Fry some

I’ve never watched it...

 

[Shawads]

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What's with the open leg shot? Can't work out if the higher power is housed in that eye or in a more private 'space'.

 

[bowiethesdmn]

no

too short

nooooooooooooo

as an aside, didn't know jackanoshy had been taken down. was just in the mood to watch her bouncing onto her bed and waving manically before reading out her self-love stew recipe as some kind of demented asmr

the way she read out "stir, stir, stir" is branded onto my brain

I am also gutted that I'll now never know how to make 'lardy buns'

 

[Captainmouse]

She always narrows her shoulders which stuffs the proportions

 

[Captainmouse]

Remember she was going to record herself reciting 'Potatoes'?! That never materialised either.

Phew!

 

[Veronicaaa]

This was basically me - though the christian religion was in fact Jehovah's Witnesses

Yeah, that's what it made me think of, Jehovah's Witnesses or similar. It seems v. strict to me, like something out of Carrie, but might just be that I don't know enough devout Christians!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Personally, I’d love to be licked by a soya cream. We’re all complicated humans.

I’m more of an oatly girl myself.

 

[Carmina-Piranha]

Why does that pan look like something from the prehistoric part of a museum?

Yeah, Cro-magnon man has called, he wants it back.

 

[Lyricallie]

I mean I went to Catholic school and we celebrated Halloween, and we also had mass every. damn. weekend.

I'm not even Catholic.

Me too, we even had a Halloween Party at Children's Liturgy. My favourite costume was when I was Harry Potter. This was on West Coast of Scotland when half the people think they're Irish so think she's maybe exaggerating a tad.

 

[Silver Linings]

Considering that the foil dish has been in the oven twice the clear film that has adhered to the edges looks remarkably clean.
Summats not reet

At first glance I thought it was a hair. Could they not have poked the bulge out in the side too?!

 

[Shawads]

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A photo on the website of a certain hotel chain shows the exact same room with sofa, pictures, the paintwork, and the table where she takes her foodie photos. I thought she wasn't going to tell people where she was until she had left?

Haha such knobbishness. Maybe once she's left and feels safe enough to do the big reveal they can start using her food photos in the publicity.
She probably didn't take down the recovery pic cos of the freakeye but because they want it as an exclusive for their celebrity edition brochure

A photo on the website of a certain hotel chain shows the exact same room with sofa, pictures, the paintwork, and the table where she takes her foodie photos. I thought she wasn't going to tell people where she was until she had left?
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I hate the praying hands emoji with a passion..Even more than the 'hands raising the roof' one.

Even without the Jack context I mean

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Rinsed bean brownies. Nice try Jack, you almost had me convinced.

Did you post it for a bet?

April Fools joke early/late?

 

[Captainmouse]

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More house bricks, decorated house bricks

 

[Captainmouse]

Here we go guys. Feast your eyes on this little beaut

Substantial I call small plate/dish

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Oh @Captainmouse I think that might be one of the best things I've ever seen Thankyou very Matt much, Matt.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

So much love for this BB, thank you (ps this isn’t the gif I chose and I don’t have the mental energy to pick another one I like and for it to be ruined. Everyone and everything is against me )


What’s with her face in this picture? As Peter Kay would say, she looks like someone broke into her house on Christmas Day and pissed on her kids

Maybe that is what she thinks clever looks like. She is going for a serious studious vibe despite never having studied for it.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Wow a last minute bumper crop of content from former Diva influencer Jack. Was anyone else tickled pink by the apart hotel name?

 

[ChampagneBox]

Imagine sharing a commune with Jack. You just know she'd insist on doing all the cooking too

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Imagine the general savings they’ll make bc one bowl of slop they’ll all be dead