Jack Monroe #184 Jack Monroe's Big Book of Boak

[Shawads]

... It seems like she is winging it most of the time.

Another (very early) #thread title

 

[emm]

Who wants to eat whole almonds like that on their brownies anyway? Flaked or even chopped yes, whole no.

it looks like a choking hazard imo but then the whole thing looks awful anyway

 

[kachoochoo]

the pink sofa is a big clue.

sssshhh! I realised it was actually pink and quietly edited my post! (got it confused with her sofas at home!)

 

[HotesTilaire]

Given jacks love of coolinary books, soupception isn’t even original. Nor is “shed cooking” rubbish!

 

[emm]

Jack's family was too Christian to dress up for Halloween??! Is that a thing?

I had a friend at school whose parents wouldn't let her do anything as it was a "pagan festival" and they were christian, I went to a christian school so must people were but they all celebrated, I think it is very much a minority that won't

 

[emm]

Geri Halliwell was raised as a Jehovah’s Witness??

yeah I think only until about 10 then her mum left the church

 

[Flash123]

And yes the aparthotel can be easily found from her photo. (It’s not Manchester). It’s just like when she stayed in Edinburgh and posted easily identifiable pics all over the place. She’s clueless.

If I was in early stages of recovery then I don’t think I would be staying in that area.

 

[Legionnairess]

It’s almost an impressive talent tbh.

Spoiler: Lod joke from last night

Though not quite saying as much as the many “no comment”s. I am truly thankful we don’t have LoD Jack

I never want her to happen upon it.

 

[Readingismyhobby]

I have no idea where she is I’m crap at (this honestly isn’t an ask for info, I’m just impressed? at skills I don’t have). Nice one for squiggling the finer details - she’s apparently given away loads of clues, the idiot. She just can’t resist attention.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who doesn’t have a clue!
Where is she supposed to be? Promise I won’t stalk, have a real life to lead.

 

[Captainmouse]

Jack's interest in politics has never left the sixth form. She can shout slogans, but she had no real understanding of politics, this becomes apparent every time politics Jack starts shouting their mouth off.

There was the BLM and that pathetic video, the time she accused some one of being anti-Semitic (sic) for saying shekel because it was what Israelis call their money, the use of borderline antisemitic expression to describe to lockdown, her attack on the school video etc.

Add to that Jack referring to images of child abuse as child pornography just shows how far out of touch they are with what is and isn't acceptable.

Jack is far too lazy to educate herself beyond headlines, Jack seems to have an obsession about not being ordinary, Jack won't accept that her intelligence, her looks, her talents, even her height are ordinary. Jack always want to be the prettiest, cleverist, most talented, illest, most traumatised smol pixie in the room

She did achieve something, the biggest PITA

 

[Flash123]

Those remind me of the flavoured pork chops you get in the butcher meat pack that never get used and end up languishing in the freezer!

 

[Lanie]

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Christ I thought the rabbit had gotten in and pooped on the cake. It's only almonds. Also has she gone to rehab then, good luck petal.

 

[Droosie123]

Totsl

As a Catholic I’ve always thought it was a bit goth. All the vestments and incense and crucifixes

I'm Catholic but have also attended various pagan events with my pagan SIL. I can assure anyone that the Catholic church is rooted in Paganism lol. When I went to the local Cathedral once I was transported back to Glastonbury High Street by the scent of the incense,

Jack's Mandarin and Feta salad thing actually looks yummy but the I love fruit and details cheese together....am a bit strange though.

 

[Lanie]

Imagine the clutter! Think I'd sooner go and live with the scientologists.

At least there you would probably not be fed slop, unless you wanted to. You also get to meet the real maverick.

 

[Billybellend]

Morning cable!

Deffo having some of this Jack as bowls fun!

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That image gives me the boaks - who cleaned up after that? Not the first sticky mess she’s got herself into

 

[Marj24]

I want to make Jack’s tomato soup but don’t have a tin of tomatoes. Could I just use 2 tins of tomato soup or would I be better using a tin of pineapples instead?

Absolutely!

 

[bowiethesdmn]

Why do the look like tarmacadam? burnt, dry, yet swimming in slop

Tarmacadam is the most appetising-sounding of the construction materials as well

 

[Shawads]

I’m reading this as if praying hands/Russell Brands is rhyming slang. “Doing a serious tweet, better use the old Russell Brands ”.

Love love love this

 

[Captainmouse]

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Who poked the bear?

 

[Flash123]

I don't want any doxing and it doesn't really affect my life knowing where she is or not but I do want to know, how in the heck people found it so fast from that frightening bad Sci fi photo?

Eye of Sauron!