Jack Monroe #184 Jack Monroe's Big Book of Boak

[Lanie]

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... Not sure how to add the jack pic for comparison, but this beauty keeps popping up in Vlad's Ads

Well she is a small pixie so who knows she's probably skipping about somewhere singing to the birds about her dreams or
some shit as they tweet in harmony back.

 

[bowiethesdmn]

I wonder where she'll be and what she'll be doing in ten years or so

 

[Captainmouse]

Just checked the poll at the start of the thread. 548 votes and we are only half way through! Genuinely do feel like there are more and more cabal members every day

I think we got some more after the 'I have a theory about how many people will notice me for no reason' tweet

Have all her new twits stayed with her? Or have they wised up?

 

[bladiesla]

I have never heard of birds suffering because they can't find enough nesting material (I might have missed something, but generally I think I'm quite up to dat with any depressing environmental news). They might struggle to find a good nesting space, but needing stuff to make the nest itself I do not know about.

I can imagine people wanting to feel a connection to birds and therefore putting some nesting meterial out fro their cat or dog. So they can sort of take part in it, but I think there's better ways to help the environment (I am NOT suggesting using the cat hair as a fire lighter btw)

ETA: I meant the latter because that Spanish post has a hashtag saying 'change is in your hands'.

 

[Shawads]

More from Clown College Mel Donte . I particularly like, “20 minutes to prepare the salad. minutes” with ‘minutes’ randomly repeated to reassure you it’s not ‘days’ again.

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Ohhh brilliant, thanks for today's belly laugh

 

[Powershower]

Never fear, Vlad has worked out where Jack is !

 

[Bwidge]

NEW VIDEO | Buddy's Omelette | *NEW RECIPE VIDEO* from Buddy showing us how to make a brilliant omelette!! Just in time for your weekend brekkie 😉 | By Jamie Oliver | Facebook

*NEW RECIPE VIDEO* from Buddy showing us how to make a brilliant omelette!! Just in time for your weekend brekkie 😉

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Buddy Oliver video posted of him cooking eggs properly!

Over 11k likes and 220k views already. I bet he would do a great Hellman’s live!

I'd happily eat that omelette. Buddy is great!

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

They're not going to make any savings on loo roll, that's for sure.

Or Loperimide, you would need a Cotswald Sideboard full.

 

[Vroo]

Full version:
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Everything about this is absolutely out of proportion (still hooting about dr dr jack monroe )

 

[Cgenda]

ah it’s not a usual use but can mean

a group or association of three.

Now, I'm no English scholar but is she using triumvirate correctly? I thought it was something to do with men in power? I'm going to google the meaning, I know there are some wordy-nerdy Frauen able to put my teeny mind at ease.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

'Aparthotel' is quickly going 'tort' for me.

It looks and sounds like Apartheid to me, makes me a wee bit uncomfortable as that was a huge and divisive topic when I was a teen and first taking a real interest in world politics.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Jack is the Tom Hardy of the blogger world. The amount of different looks she's had is astounding, reinvented herself more than Madonna!!! You look at some pics of her and it's unbelievable it's the same person in all of them.

For sure! I was halfway through Lawless when I realised I knew those lips from somewhere.

 

[Orphan_Black]

View attachment 547313Was she getting laser surgery? WTF happened her eyeball?

Her teeth look whiter too...

 

[Smellycat18]

New on Instagram:

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I take back what I said earlier about the salad. If I turn it slightly to the right, it looks like the face of a woman with straggly hair (which may, or may not, resemble my appearance for the whole of lockdown )

And that’s about the only positive thing I can say about this concoction

 

[Shawads]

Omg, she's stolen my praying hands emoji.

Praying hands ffs. She is channeling Russell brand now

 

[notthegiraffe]

Jack, I know you've been having a hard time lately, so here's my gift to you: an idea for the sadly-delayed 101 Things To Do With Old Tins and Drain Hair.



Translation: When you brush your dog or cat*, don't throw away the fur. Birds can use it to build their nests.

* or rabbit? But that would require paying the poor thing some attention...

I remember that from last year - lots of people saying pet fur is unsuitable for bird nests due to the toxic nature of flea treatments. But I think birds just crack on with nesting, don't they? No need to gift them sleeping bags, etc - they're capable of finding their own bits and bobs for nest materials.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

This reminds me of the Sheela Na Gig carvings in Ireland. Fascinating but a bit in your face and how did they manage the poses? I'd put my back out if I tried that.

 

[Legionnairess]

Brilliant recap! Thanks @People-huv-tae-know

 

[FlashBoof]

How much does it cost?!

Booking.com has it at “from £113 a night”.

 

[Shawads]

Ok so they've definitely tried it then 0 servings cause it goes straight in the bin

For some reason "30 minutes to prepare the bean pickle" is the funniest sentence ever to me the sentient bean pickle needs 4 days to settle in

Lolling so much. Wtf