“Manchester city hotel, how can I help you?”
“Hotel room”
“Certainly, on what dates?”
“We’ll get to that in a minute, just make sure you clean all the fridges for alcohol. I will be checking as soon as I enter...”
“....Certainly”
“I am in RECOVERY...”
“of course madam ...”
“I have 300k Twitter followers, just so you know...”
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“Certainly madam. We still need to decide on the dates... and, your name..?”
“Peeky Mink”
“....Peeky....mink?”
“It’s an alias, the press are all over me... you’ll recognise me when you see me.....”
...
“and the dates mrs Mink?”
“Do you offer discounts for mentions..?”
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...
“Hotel room”
“Certainly, on what dates?”
“We’ll get to that in a minute, just make sure you clean all the fridges for alcohol. I will be checking as soon as I enter...”
“....Certainly”
“I am in RECOVERY...”
“of course madam ...”
“I have 300k Twitter followers, just so you know...”
...
....
“Certainly madam. We still need to decide on the dates... and, your name..?”
“Peeky Mink”
“....Peeky....mink?”
“It’s an alias, the press are all over me... you’ll recognise me when you see me.....”
...
“and the dates mrs Mink?”
“Do you offer discounts for mentions..?”
...
...