Ahahaha the shade towards Jack in that last lineA mention of a smol pixie, but not in relation to the new initiative. There shall be clawing and, indeed, wailing, no doubt.
Marcus Rashford and Tom Kerridge are an online dream team
With their new campaign, "Full Time", the footballer and chef have joined forces to cook up a storm in the kitchen and encourage children to make healthy meals at home.www.gq-magazine.co.uk
from the article
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPerhaps our fave smol pixie has applied for the job and got it. She would have bona fide references like her friends from Diva, even Allegra perhaps ? Can I have a full house bingo if true...(or does that make me a greedy, narc-y slop goblin?). X
Perhaps it's dkl the sequel. The forearms and slop. Catchy!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If Jack keeps me away from Mcr once the borders reopen I'm declaring her officially worse than the pandemic.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have to say I love how everyone feels happy to discuss things that they might feel are sensitive or private because this is such a nice space in the cabal. What nice Fraus we all are (I use Frau as an inclusive term for all cabal members, not gender specific).Well done @Powershower and thank you @People-huv-tae-know
I'm still gunning for a huge Jack rebellion since I'm still salty she made me freaky lol.
Couldn't reply on last thread, honestly thought the oracle comment was hilarious at the time, please don't worry! It was just today I had a funny moment over the bike comment and my auditory hallucinations ran with it for a freaky five minutes! I honestly love how kind and understanding the cabal is, and appreciate you apologising, even though it's completely unnecessary! Thank you xxxx Big hugs to every one, for I am a real housefrau ninnie! lol!
That last line!A mention of a smol pixie, but not in relation to the new initiative. There shall be clawing and, indeed, wailing, no doubt.
Marcus Rashford and Tom Kerridge are an online dream team
With their new campaign, "Full Time", the footballer and chef have joined forces to cook up a storm in the kitchen and encourage children to make healthy meals at home.www.gq-magazine.co.uk
Oh no indeed.A mention of a smol pixie, but not in relation to the new initiative. There shall be clawing and, indeed, wailing, no doubt.
Marcus Rashford and Tom Kerridge are an online dream team
With their new campaign, "Full Time", the footballer and chef have joined forces to cook up a storm in the kitchen and encourage children to make healthy meals at home.www.gq-magazine.co.uk
“Oh, no,” groans Marcus Rashford with a huge smile. “I just knew you would bring that up.”
Over a Zoom call with Manchester United and England's celebrated anti-child poverty activist and his new wingman, Michelin-starred chef and restaurateur Tom Kerridge, GQ couldn't resist reminding Rashford of the last time we met him, when he gave us a demonstration of his incredible ball skills. Specifically, meatballs.
It was at Marcus' old school, Button Lane Primary in Wythenshawe and Jack Monroe was giving him a cooking lesson before handing over his GQ Man Of The Year Campaigner Award.
It sounds like there was a bit of in joking about a certain smoll nightmare!Ahahaha the shade towards Jack in that last line
Tom would offer Marcus a job in his kitchen - 'he obviously hadn't tasted his meatballs' - that was Jack's recipe
Oh my.
And surely mentioning smol pixie earlier in the article was the time to mention her involvement. But no. How strange
This is a horrible idea
https://giphy.com/O38dU2kkQ9sWcHas she Tweeted anything about MR and TK yet? She implied in that deleted snarky Tweet that she would when she was ready, and the only reason she hadn't was because she was having "treatment".
nope. Not a (LM) sausage.Has she Tweeted anything about MR and TK yet? She implied in that deleted snarky Tweet that she would when she was ready, and the only reason she hadn't was because she was having "treatment".
Sorry @MancBee and the rest of the Manchester community, I didn't mean to give you nightmares.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Manchester Pride has had enough scandals in the past. We do not need or want her. Sorry for speaking for the whole community, but not really sorry.
Ok but why does my brain read every recap post as a dramatic opening monologue a la Red Dwarf??Congratulations to @Powershower
Welcome to thread 183 cool caballers.
Jack claims she was contacted by journalists about Bawsa's response to the football super league versus free school meals. The cabal says aye right!
Her latest cosplay in the absence of Cooper is to deploy clown costumes for when she runs away to join the circus.
Jack shows us her big girl watch. It even has a calculator.
The squiggles are becoming forensic and beginning to question Jack on a granular level about her lack of involvement and support in Tom Kerridge and Marcus Rashford's new campaign. Jack is becoming snarky, sarky and salty but won't admit her lack of involvement. This lady is not for turning.
Housekeeping
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