Jack Monroe #183 Someone's fewmmin'

[bazzam]

Get your dopamine somewhere else Jack. Friday night dunks are easy prey.

 

[Carmina-Piranha]

Oh, or somebody going to work at Manchester Pride. Forgot to add that (they're currently advertising for an important member of staff).

Perhaps our fave smol pixie has applied for the job and got it. She would have bona fide references like her friends from Diva, even Allegra perhaps ? Can I have a full house bingo if true...(or does that make me a greedy, narc-y slop goblin? ). X

 

[Hollaaa]

I remember this article. She really is a one trick pony isn't she?

You know how there's a The Script for cheating gaslighting (usually) men? That response blog is like The Script for narcs.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Quick!! Distract them from my poems!!!

to be fair, is there anyone on here who wouldn't do the same if they found their adolescent ramblings exposed to public scrutiny.?

 

[Lanie]

I'm backing you up here Harry, Ian is cheekily cute and intelligent.

Actual proper meals, no nonsense with fruity curries and other bizarre combinations!

I don't know, not sure about the fish pie jacket. Sounds a bit fucked up.

 

[Eirawen]

You three are perfect examples of why I feel so at home here. Back when Russell Brand was popular, I felt so out of step. I couldn't stand him, thought he was creepy and as funny as a dose of clap. I couldn't understand his appeal and wondered why people didn't see him the way I saw him.

I didn't like the way he used his previous drug use as a personality trait. In the early days he used it as a central part of his comedy act. Monetising it, and almost glamourising it in a strange sort of way. "Look at me, I've been a drug addict and it's given me a unique take on life"

But obviously there were people like me...and I have finally found you all.

He keeps reinventing himself, he has now adopted a guru persons. It's scary howamy people follow him.

 

[Mitzymooface]

You keep telling yourself that if it makes you sleep easier. We all know where she really is. #nooneissafe




All I'd want is a San Pellegrino limonata or an orangina in a bottle. Is that too much to ask for?

Blood Orange one for me please!

 

[Orphan_Black]

They've thoughtfully given her a carafe to drink out of, they definitely know it's her! They obvs didn't know that she's mostly plant-based though, don't you know how offensive it is to put Yakult in a vegan's fridge? If she's not making a Tropicana, pineapple and barbecue sauce soup with parsley for dinner while she catches up here after her intensive all-day treatment then I'll be disappointed. All those energy drinks don't bode well either, they might be fuel for an almighty all-night chaos.

Do you think it's deliberate to have the pink and yellow cans turned away? What brand are they?

 

[Eurgh]

I’ve never had tomato soup that would not be better repurposed as a pasta sauce.

 

[Shawads]

Martin platt was his dad Bryan is nick dad. I am sorry I know this

I'm really glad you know. Its a long time since I watched the street. Details are hazy. Do Martin and Gail still exist? How about David? Please ignore me if this is triggering. Think I should have spoilerered this, not very nice for tomorrow's grunkas.
Apologies in advance.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Is that Kombucha alcoholic? I don't recognise any of those drinks.

 

[bazzam]

Surely an expensive fridge filled with pricy sugary drinks is doing the opposite?

yes especially ones packed with caffeine, I know these can be be a bit addictive, especially to people in recovery.

 

[Shawads]

I actually love you a bit. This whole story. The trench coats! Auld lang syne! It really would turn too dark too fast with Jim Davidson there, good thinking.

On topic. Jack, please just swallow your pride and promote/retweet the Full Time campaign. It’s a great thing, and you can just ignore the “but, but” squiggles and hold your head high.

Thank you, I'm hooting with pleasure. I love this scenario so much.
I might redo it in glorious technicolor one day, yellow corduroy suits are crying out to be included

 

[Suffolkmum]

Yes! I knew it started with kom, but it's been driving me crazy trying to remember the word. Thank(space)you!



I reckon so. We have a LOT of lurkers, and particularly people who've had a run-in with Jack - during BLM, McCartneygate, or whatever else - will google and end up reading here!

(Newcomers, please join us if you want. Don't worry, there are no slop-based initiation rituals)

Well apart from the tomato/stuffing soup one

 

[Adayinthelife]

I know this is probably actually about the ‘other’ JM but it did make me giggle

 

[HotesTilaire]

Ahhh, yeah it's still up on bootstrap https://cookingonabootstrap.com/201...months-ago-in-my-beatrix-potter-cosy-poverty/

ETA; didn't realise there was two different blogs (and probably countless more!)

She loves a platform! All the platforms!

 

[CatsWhiskers]

Ok will do.
ETA - ok, spose it’s best not to post screenshots of where we think she might be. Yes we may all be *harmless* but this is an open forum and it’s best to be on the safe side and not post details.

Thank(space)you

 

[bowiethesdmn]

This is starting to feel like one of those alternate reality games

 

[Hollaaa]

This is interesting and mirrors some of what we've said here.
OK think I'm done for now http://www.leftfutures.org/2013/08/...orgive-tax-evaders-but-not-benefit-claimants/

The related article linked at the end is also illuminating https://www.leftfutures.org/2013/08/on-jack-monroe-jilly-luke-and-the-perils-of-blogging/

 

[Shawads]

I honestly don't think she is at home. I think us speculating she is makes us look bonkers, to be honest. Sorry guys.

I belly laughed at this