The old Trafford hotel + popular with the footballers will fill your room with snacks upon request so I have been told so perhaps she's all up in MR niche.
The old Trafford hotel + popular with the footballers will fill your room with snacks upon request so I have been told so perhaps she's all up in MR niche.Can we put a poll at the start of the next thread as to if you believe Jack is in a hotel or not? I’m genuinely intrigued to know the answers.
Me, as a sane, responsible, perfectly rational but heartbroken person a few years ago posted pictures on Instagram that made it look like I was out drinking with an ex, to make the latest one jealous. It’s amazing what heartbreak can do to you and I look back now and die inside, if I can do it though then I’m sure the mendacious Jack Monroe can fake a few pictures in a hotel room for attention on Twitter.
The sad thing is, I did idiotic things like that to try and get an ex back (obviously it didn’t work, it was pathetic), but Jack is literally doing it for likes and fawning on Twitter. That is truly the real dark side of social media addiction.
I don’t for one second believe she’s in a hotel or that a hotel would do that with the drinks. If they did there would be Coca-Cola, fresh orange, bottled water, not this stuff Jack has posted. The fact she won’t say which hotel it is despite tweeting every inane detail of her life says it all. She says the name, she’s caught out. End of game.
He still looks like he needs a bath in disinfectant.He keeps reinventing himself, he has now adopted a guru persons. It's scary howamy people follow him.
If, and a big if, she is then that means the whole thing was premeditated by Jack for Twitter engagement. Calling the hotel asking for any alcohol to be removed from the minibar is absolutely a great move for her and as a recovering alcoholic something you’d expect from her.The old Trafford hotel + popular with the footballers will fill your room with snacks upon request so I have been told so perhaps she's all up in MR niche.
I know I am wildly speculating. Imagine her in a hotel with all the Manchester utd lads.If, and a big if, she is then that means the whole thing was premeditated by Jack for Twitter engagement. Calling the hotel asking for any alcohol to be removed from the minibar is absolutely a great move for her and as a recovering alcoholic something you’d expect from her.
What is odd about it is that if you can request for it to be filled with whatever, then she’s called and asked for it to be filled with Kombucha, a half drank glass bottle and a carafe of water - would you expect from a hotel that MR frequents there would be a carafe in the fridge? I have never seen a hotel that doesn’t supply bottled water as part of its offering.
If she is, she’s premeditated the whole thing and told the hotel to fill it with this stuff, in return for a tweet about it. There is no way in hell a hotel would put a product that contains alcohol in a recovering alcoholics room without prior instruction. But I still don’t believe she’s there or it happened - the fact she won’t say the name of the hotel despite giving away every minute detail of her whereabouts makes me skeptical. Why not tweet the hotel?
We can only hope. As you were xDo you think she will start wearing a parka and calling everyone r'kid???
She’d repeat that cringe Glasto story about her wading up to some firemen and going “hello boys”, can’t type that without dying but always imagine she walked towards them like thisI know I am wildly speculating. Imagine her in a hotel with all the Manchester utd lads.
She wouldn't know what to do with herself.
Plus she's probably enjoying all the attention we are giving speculating, it would be shame to disappoint her.
whispers what’s a Reddit straight edger?So these new followers are reddit straight-edgers? Boy oh boy are they in for a surprise.
Jack’s breadcrumbing has made everything a bitShe’d repeat that cringe Glasto story about her wading up to some firemen and going “hello boys”, can’t type that without dying but always imagine she walked towards them like this
https://giphy.com/26gJyIscAHtBNcc00
‘Straight edge’ is a punk thing from the 80’s where they don’t smoke or drink or take drugs and potentially vegetarian also. It’s quite an American thing.whispers what’s a Reddit straight edger?
He’s gorgeous. You must be a bit of a dish.Yes...I’ve been mistaken a few times for the ex serial killer turned religious guy in eastenders...Luke? Lucas? I’m considerably older than him, so I’ll take that!!
Southend biohazardHa! Me too - I would cross the street to avoid her! COVID spreading, grubbily fingering anything vaguely edible (or inedible if the Tile saga is to be believed) with no sanitiser etc, dribbling raw chicken juice all over herself and any available splash zone....Christ, it’s a walking medical disaster zone!
Another premie here, highly entertained by the idea of my smol self lost amidst folds of extra skin I can't yet fill like a wizened satsuma.Preach! Also prem and my hands do not look like that! Funnily enough prem babies do catch up growth wise and are not born with too much skin
I have also been mistaken, twice, for someone from Eastenders...........Karen...........HELP!Yes...I’ve been mistaken a few times for the ex serial killer turned religious guy in eastenders...Luke? Lucas? I’m considerably older than him, so I’ll take that!!
She’d repeat that cringe Glasto story about her wading up to some firemen and going “hello boys”, can’t type that without dying but always imagine she walked towards them like this
https://giphy.com/26gJyIscAHtBNcc00
Didn't they sack jos'e last week? Perhaps the the new manager?!Congratulations to @Powershower
Welcome to thread 183 cool caballers.
Jack claims she was contacted by journalists about Bawsa's response to the football super league versus free school meals. The cabal says aye right!
Her latest cosplay in the absence of Cooper is to deploy clown costumes for when she runs away to join the circus.
Jack shows us her big girl watch. It even has a calculator.
The squiggles are becoming forensic and beginning to question Jack on a granular level about her lack of involvement and support in Tom Kerridge and Marcus Rashford's new campaign. Jack is becoming snarky, sarky and salty but won't admit her lack of involvement. This lady is not for turning.
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Thank(space)youShe can't be in treatment for alcoholism, that's what Sponsorbot is for. Also can only drink half of a can of energy drink (40-90mg caffeine for half) but has no trouble drinking a mug of coffee (~90mg) or ~385mg caffeine from 3.5l of tea over the course of a day. K. I also don't care where she is although I do believe she is in a hotel of some description (sorry fridge truthers). I would however like to know what the parsley is for.
@Captainmouse straight edge is a movement originating from the '80s hardcore punk scene - no alcohol, no smoking, no drugs. Sometimes includes abstinence from animal products and promiscuous sex. Reddit is a site for idiots to post about stupid things to win internet points from other idiots who also post on there.
It stands for one day at a time which is a common saying, I think her bloke days are long since forgotten.I'm not sure if someone else has mentioned this but I noticed on Jack's Insta, there's a highlight named ODAAT. I couldnt work out what it might stand for (a new book? Something like OOTD?) so I googled it and it's a men-only recovery program. May be a coincidence, may be Jack dropping red herrings, may be what jack's actually up to, idk
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