Jack Monroe #183 Someone's fewmmin'

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Wonder if the kitted out kitchen is blue? With a locking cupboard

You’re right, but she’s driven us to this
It's not like we have any choice in the matter. It's a well known fact, gaslighters make you do crazy things., this is out of our control.
I'm on le tren to Manchestah as we speak we need a resolution and fast before we do something stupid.
 
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Yep if she’s staying anywhere, she’ll be staying at another aparthotel where she can ‘cook’ again.
And sing, halfway up or dooon the stairs. Did she do some oasis in Edinburgh? I wasn't in the cable then but grunked that era
 
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I had a a look at TripAdvisor reviews for that place, and the photos. Lots of reviews mentioned that they give you a bottle of milk in the fridge, and there's tea and coffee. No other drinks mentioned though.
“Hello I’m phoning about my booking. I’m Jack monroe and I’ve been working with Marcus Rashford on free school meals, can you make sure there is no alcohol in the fridge”
 
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“Hello I’m phoning about my booking. I’m Jack monroe and I’ve been working with Marcus Rashford on free school meals, can you make sure there is no alcohol in the fridge”
'here's a list of my preferred prodrinks'
 
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Someone phone up the hotel and see if anyone has checked in under the name Mx Pars Leigh.
 
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I've got a great image of her booking into a hotel as Go Henry now

eta: why would you want an appliance you keep all your food in to be branded 'smeg'
Hi, can I make a booking, the name is Mx Henry, Greta Olivia Henry, Yes, G O Henry.
 
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The water kefir in the photo is literally only available from Ocado and some online wholefoods stores - there's absolutely no way a massive hotel would bother to buy stuff for every guest. Even in fancy hotels you get coke/pepsi, some Perrier and other mixers.
 
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That aparthotel is right opposite Canal Street, so is a very good possibility. Though I can't think of anywhere near that location that would carry out any sort of medical treatment. It is city centre, so no hospitals, private or otherwise, no clinics, no rehab centres, no cosmetic procedures. There's a GP's surgery (mine, and they are fantastic) adjacent to Canal Street that has addiction clinics, but as far as I know they do not offer any services to anyone that isn't their patient.
 
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It's always a half-size can of coke, too, and costs about 5€. Don't you miss hotels?

She'll be in some hipster aparthotel, but she definitely bought most, if not all, of that herself. It would be just like Jack to choose accommodation based on fridge brand.
 
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Yeah, I’m just grateful we’re not all arguing. I’d rather be sent over the edge and scour Google images for internal door specs of Smeg fridges, than be left chaosless. Nothing good happens for the cable when she stops doing weird shit.

https://giphy.com/XB3ZKHNnTmeMRfvc1k
 
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I had a a look at TripAdvisor reviews for that place, and the photos. Lots of reviews mentioned that they give you a bottle of milk in the fridge, and there's tea and coffee. No other drinks mentioned though.
Yeah you wouldn't expect any alcohol in the fridge of that kind of Aparthotel, would you? Although this being Jack, she was probably expecting a bottle of champers on ice and one of those gift baskets on account of her imagined VIP status.
 
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I think the shout out from the drink company seals the deal that it is just a Jack Ad.
 
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I don't usually miss hotels, but after looking at Jack's choice of hotel I'm starting to crave a holiday
 
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Holding it up to her ear so she can hear its reply
 
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I swear just when I think her lies cannot get more bizarre... no way would a hotel restock a fridge and leave in opened bottles surely?!
 
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