He was hot.
He was hot.My mum used to fancy Terry duckworth, in my memory he's quite, sweaty?
You keep telling yourself that if it makes you sleep easier. We all know where she really is. #nooneissafeBut you have to use a credit card to confirm a booking. Unless she used her Go Henry card. Or she is booked in under Louisa's name.
Nah, she's at home.
All I'd want is a San Pellegrino limonata or an orangina in a bottle. Is that too much to ask for?Like @MancBee said, where's the coke and the pepsi? It's strange they wouldnt have at least one can of each, yet lots of kombacha. I have never had it and I rarely see it in my local stores. It's an odd choice for a hotel to put into their fridge.
Also does her poor northern Irish pixie know the Mournes are ablaze? Wonder if she will tweet that,
If you look closely at the picture of the fridge door you can see at the top right hand corner what appears to be a picture rail. The shitty bungalow has a picture rail in the dining room. We know the massive fridge isn't in the kitchen, apparently it wouldn't fit.
He was attractive in that way that you know you shouldn’t fancy him, but you do anyway. Classic bad boy. You’d have a lot of fun before you woke up alone, broke and broken hearted, probably with a baby on the way, or an STD.My mum used to fancy Terry duckworth, in my memory he's quite, sweaty?
I was doing it my head as a rap. Spitting bars if you will.I've tried reading Jack's "poetry" in a John Cooper Clark voice rather than the adenoidal tremble
It actually makes it less terrible. I wonder if that was her goal? Edgy people's poet rather than teenage angst.
Although, JCC could read the phone book and I'd still love it
I think she is “under “ witness protectionI wasn’t expecting Alanis Morrisette jack. What a treat.
I’m wondering is it a Marriott Hotel?
And why would she need to stay in a fake name??
I’ve just realised- she’s on jury duty, isn’t she??
I want one how do we get this it's not FAIR
Unless mackie has put them in?Imagine opening a hotel fridge, looking for some nice refreshments, and finding a row of fucking Yakult? WTF?
BTW Jack, you have good grounds for a complaint here. These bottles in the bottom right have been opened. Unsanitary at the best of times, but extremely bad form in a pandemic! What is this hotel playing at, eh?
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Bit gauche darling, you can buy those in any wetherspoons now dontcha know?You keep telling yourself that if it makes you sleep easier. We all know where she really is. #nooneissafe
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All I'd want is a San Pellegrino limonata or an orangina in a bottle. Is that too much to ask for?
She does make me chuckle the way one would when their child is being weird and you don't know what to do.If you look closely at the picture of the fridge door you can see at the top right hand corner what appears to be a picture rail. The shitty bungalow has a picture rail in the dining room. We know the massive fridge isn't in the kitchen, apparently it wouldn't fit.
Just saying.
I can imagine the hotel staff really excited among themselves going "yes, Jack Monroe, the Hollywood film producer, and Marvel character...."I wonder what her assumed name for mystery hotel stays is? Jack Monroe is pretty generic as far as names go really. Also, what hotel has a Smeg? (I hate that word too @bowiethesdmn ) If they have fridges etc it's normally non branded, hotel supply equipment, not branded high end products (admittedly I've never stayed in a posh hotel though!)
She's hiding from the Onion PoliceI think she is “under “ witness protection
Blood OrangeYou keep telling yourself that if it makes you sleep easier. We all know where she really is. #nooneissafe
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All I'd want is a San Pellegrino limonata or an orangina in a bottle. Is that too much to ask for?
...and a hell of a lot of sandwiches and a piss
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