Why the F would journos be emailing her for a quote on this? I don’t believe her (shocking, I know, lol)
Jack Monroe #182 Extraneous brine
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She sold her watch. SOLD IT damnit!!!
I don’t want to mute anyone but please can we not do spider talk!
I dunno. All the Londoners I know are moving out, so smol pixie might get a bargain. Jack was apparently paying £1,600 or so for the crappy bungalow, so she might get a 2-bed flat for that. One bedroom for Jack, one for Jack's office.
I love how Jack not only co-opts every identity out there, but also manages to piss them off too. That's a skill.
I worked with this guy in a course for university students where we, as teachers, had to eat lunch with our classes so they could practise English. Every day he would sit down, open a carrier bag, and take out an ENTIRE WATERMELON. Then he would start eating it with a spoon while all the students just stared and tried to figure out the best way to ask WTF was going on.
He mostly just ate melons TBH, and was always getting into argunents with people because he insisted that melons were protein-rich. I never said anything to him about it, but in his first week of working with us he needed a translator to take him to the hospital for a blood transfusion, and he told us not to worry, as it was a regular thing for him. Um...
I had other vegan co-workers who always made a point of showing the normal food they ate, just in case anyone had any doubts!
He mostly just ate melons TBH, and was always getting into argunents with people because he insisted that melons were protein-rich. I never said anything to him about it, but in his first week of working with us he needed a translator to take him to the hospital for a blood transfusion, and he told us not to worry, as it was a regular thing for him. Um...
I had other vegan co-workers who always made a point of showing the normal food they ate, just in case anyone had any doubts!
It’s an East London thing and stating preferences vis a vis the correct spelling can lead to broken friendships! (My boss said beigel and had no truck with my version)
This!
That said, I would much prefer Jack to retweet stuff like this than retweet herself, over and over again.
Look at this rather than look at meeeeeee
why indeed, squiggle...?
Charm offensive.
Not gonna lie, I could easily do that in summer.
I can't stand this virtue signalling crap. If they accept donations, it'll be on ther socials and website. Otherwise assume they don't and donate to the thousands of related organisations that do.
These gestures almost always end with a daft squiggle giving her money
.It's IMPOSSIBLE for her to give without announcing it. And mostly she just announces and doesn't even give.These gestures almost always end with a daft squiggle giving her money
She shan't
Truly a cursed image, may have spoilt siracha sauce for me
Jack's the only povo they know?
Yep because no one I actually going to want to eat her slop/soup with stuffing to thicken it.
Aww Jack! You should get down there, dear heart. What with being sooooo poor and having no money for butter
They did contact Jack...knowing they suffer from mendacious foot in mouth disorder. They just wanted a Boris bashing quote
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