Imagine sitting down to dinner in mixed vegan/omni company. I get a big slab of pork belly full of fat and protein, you get a lump of jackfruit with some spices and some weird garlic jelly thing. It may look superficially similar (if you're Jack), but you've got a piece of fruit as the main component of your dinner. That is just fucked up.Pineapple hat? Been there, done that weeks ago. Typical Jack, always showing up when the party's already over.
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As others have said, the nutritional content of her wretched vegan meals is woefully inadequate but then again most of her other barely edible recipes are similarly lacking. I could (theoretically, if there was really nothing else available) eat the entirety of the behatted jackfruit and mushroom monstrosity myself and that's not me being LOL I'M SUCH A GREEDY GOBLIN, there's just nothing to it. It's mostly carbs which are the worst macronutrient for promoting satiety. She could use vital wheat gluten to bind the jackfruit together, it's relatively cheap and has 75g protein per 100g. For reference, jackfruit has 1.7g and mushrooms have 3.1g per 100g. Seitan has gone mad on TikTok for some reason so I'm sure we'll get a seitan recipe some time in 2035. Brought to you by #vegansagainstjackfruit
(I used to work with a fruitarian though. He would be happy with this, I guess? But he was a very odd man indeed.)