Jack Monroe #182 Extraneous brine

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Say what you like about Boris, Jack, because he doesn't even know who you are, love!!! (No one here believes a journo contacted you and you refused the chance to get your pixie face in the papers)
 
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Hi I’m Troy McClure Jack, you may remember me from such Tweets as ‘kickyball’ and ‘Boris is a liar’. Here’s my hot take on something I know duck all about!
I have no idea about football, or what this super league will mean........and neither does Jack.

For this reason I do not attempt to make comparisons between the response of the Prime Minister to the two completely unrelated issues. I would only say that it must be very important as many, many MPs (of all political parties) have given their opinion on the kickyball situation.

Being a PM, or an MP, is not a one issue at a time type of job.
 
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(I used to work with a fruitarian though. He would be happy with this, I guess? But he was a very odd man indeed.)
I worked with a fruitarian. He was very grubby and had bad teeth. I mean, fruit is nice and all, but can you imagine eating it all the bleeping time? Imagine on a cold, miserable winter evening, sitting down to a plate of apple slices.

duck off. Fedorabot and a couple of your mates who have Medium pages don't count as 'journalists'.
 
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Banana blossom is the next jackfruit. So expect maverick renegade Jack to discover it in 5 years time then claim everyone stole her ideas.
 
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Why are they spelling bagel that way? Is it a thing. I am a dense pirate.
It's the authentic way to spell it, Hackney is all gentrification station, hipster central where everything is artisan and authentic, lol!!!

There's a bagel deli on Brick Lane that's infamous as it was 24 hours and delicious
 
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It's the authentic way to spell it, Hackney is all gentrification station, hipster central where everything is artisan and authentic, lol!!!

There's a bagel deli on Brick Lane that's infamous as it was 24 hours and delicious
Ah. Thanking you!
 
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Why are they spelling bagel that way? Is it a thing. I am a dense pirate.
Beigels are the old-fashioned, proper versions of bagels. Jewish people, and some North Londoners will pronounce it that way. They are made slightly differently to bagels -- I'm sure Jack will be able to explain the difference, being the food expert and all.

But she can't claim a Jewish identity because she already pissed off the community a couple of times.
 
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they couldn't afford to live in Hackney their rent on the crappy bungalow wouldn't get a half decent flat ,let alone detached with gardens and room for the communal skip and the Cotswold collection .
 
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Oh god we’ve already been through Jewish Jack and then Pissing off Jewish People Jack. Please not again!
 
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Does Jack have a secret email address, known only to journalists,what with 75 thousand emails, or whatever it Is, unread?
 
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also, just noticed the offer is every Tuesday 1-5pm. so, what's the point in retweeting it at 6.43pm on a Tuesday??
 
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