It would take several hours to deep clean that kitchen. Times 12 and now we know why her working hours are so long.
They're all peelers to me, because I have no idea eitherForeign Frau alert: everything was a mandarin to me when I first arrived here. Scrap that, I still don't know the difference between satsumas, clementines, mandarines, etc. If it's orange and not an orange, its all the same to me. Much like herbs.
https://giphy.com/VfwIk1LD84CILJC, could you imagine Marie Kondo doing a declutter on Jack's hoard? Does it inspire joy, Jack?!
Yes! That is what I was reminded of! It was the singing along that did it.Reminds me of Silence of the Lambs!!!
Would you fuck Jack? SHAN'T!!!
Honestly, I just start to peel in a straight row and it comes off like that. We usually have easy peelers (which makes my BF sing 'She's an easy peeler' to the tune of Easy Lover when I eat them)How do you even do that? I have just peeled one (well I had to try didn't I?) but failed miserably.
The DKL (actual live in the studio) week was a weird style phase for Jack, she seemed...confused. Remember the Femme t-shirt photo? Can’t easily find the original photo so please accept this artist impression.That smile at the end - she looks deranged. I've never known anyone who couldn't genuinely smile.
Birthday love to Mrs Billy. Mrs Bellend just doesn't seem right.It’s Mrs. B’s birthday today...it’s a mixed one, given the sudden loss of her twin, so it’s lower key than usual.
I did though, as a special treat, show her the colourful ensemble. She said to pass on that she thought it ‘fucking hideous’ and ‘I hope one of the kids has bought me some eye bleach because that’s now emblazoned on my retinas’God I love my wife
it’s like staring into the mouth of Hell.When I was grunking a few hours ago there was still one mention of the password that had been missed in the cull which was like finding the Rosetta Stone. By that point it was decided that slop slagging was verboten due to it being password protected so that was disappointing. I can still post a photo right? I've obscured its identity.
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Thanks for protecting her privacy. XThe DKL (actual live in the studio) week was a weird style phase for Jack, she seemed...confused. Remember the Femme t-shirt photo? Can’t easily find the original photo so please accept this artist impression.
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Surprised she hasn’t bitten. It’s a very fair point though, what’s the use in anything if important, meaningful and worthwhile jobs don’t pay the bills - it’s a disgraceCome on Jack, surely tv editors are emailing you to ask for a comment on this viral tweet...
Surely though, being thesinglemother she is and apparently the reason she ended up play acting a poor person, you’d think she’d jump right on stuff like this.
Nope, just instead looking like Krusty The Clown for some likes on Twitter.
Ps. Didn’t squiggle with it being a blue ticker.
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OMG your avatarIs it tonight or next week, the “Jack and the multicolour trousers of nightmares” event?
Is this the real life?I'm not sure where this will land, so I hope it's not in a terrible place (I'm still on #181), but I went to Ikea this evening and spotted this!View attachment 540656
Oh come ON!I'm not sure where this will land, so I hope it's not in a terrible place (I'm still on #181), but I went to Ikea this evening and spotted this!View attachment 540656
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