Jack Monroe #181 Time flies when you’re judging slop

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I wonder if its a gritted teeth attempt by Del Monte - look Jack, fucking mention us on your twitter, okay? Re the TLDR properly Tile saga, the tin of pineapple amongst 'life's essentials' was either hilarious or sad.
 
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"Spicy jackfruit patties with pineapple hats"

Jack is working her way through the cabal's cuisines, and it's @Billybellend's turn to suffer this week. Sorry man.

Grated mushrooms, for a taste of the Caribbean.
 
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Well done @waffle maker ! I am sure this will be well analyzed by the cabal. First reactions are - how is this in any way like chicken? and mixed herbs - why?
 
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"I may be showing my age here"

Wile E Coyote was on screens from the 50s to a couple of years ago... what age hun?
 
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What's most confusing is that you marinate the jackfruit and mushroom mix and then you squeeze out any excess liquid after marinating ? Does that mean you are squeezing our the marinade? It's certainly a novel method.
 
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"it’ll be ready when it’s the thickness of really posh ketchup." Sorry, what is 'posh ketchup'? Heinz?
 
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What's most confusion is that you marinate the jackfruit and mushroom mix and then you squeeze out any excess liquid after marinating them? Does that mean you are squeezing our the marinate? It's certainly a novel method.
The thought of squeezing mushrooms after they have been marinated makes me want to go on every train on the East Coast mainline without sanitiser at rush hour on a Friday and crawl among the seats looking for ( wtaf are they?) tiles and prise them off with my bare hands.
 
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Have we thought she's done this so she can get a good first draft review from the cabal?
 
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