I’m totally lost as I don’t watch it. But enjoying out of context LODEasy! I think we are close to a LOD chaos..
Allegra must have always been fairly wealthy though; what attracted Jack in the first place!This has reminded me that yesterday I had the thought that our taxi driver friend was perhaps Mr SmolBot.
The constant tweeting during her (yeah I'm sorry, I'm reverting to the pronouns she uses for herself) high stakes Tile drama really reveals the fact it Never Happened, plus of course the second deleted thread of slightly different tweets which meant she planned this 'chaos'. She's really bad at lying, which is ironic, given that she's had so much practice at it.
I feel the fact that Allegra's become a multi millionaire hasn't been given enough attention! God, it would be anyone's worst nightmare for their ex to come into this kind of money after a split, but it must be so much worse for someone like Jack, given her obsession with the dollar.
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So it’s taken 17 years of work to get the pay off. See Jack - work pays.Allegra must have always been fairly wealthy though; what attracted Jack in the first place!
Also saw this in the Times’ report on the Leon takeover, probably where Jack’s connection with Henry Dimbleby came from...
I think people in my town are just huge, because I'm 5'6 and a bit and still get thisBelieve me, at this height people come up to you and tell you you’re small/short, walk into you (didn’t see you down there, lol) you do have to wait or someone to get stuff from the top shelf of the supermarket. On this point I agree Jack is smol, and she looks a dick crouching at that table
What in the name of LJC are those trazzers. An absolute abominationI know we’re in the middle of a chaos, but I’ve just been reliving Jack’s night at the LGBT awards in 2016. Starts the evening in somewhat of a take on an 80s trader, then off comes the cravat and the good time roll!!
Can not WAIT for awards season to start again. Jack’s outfits never fail to disappoint.
She’s tried that! We’ve seen through herIf she’s going to lie, can’t she pretend she can cook?
And me, @MancBee @StringyMango have you seen the film, I am a cliché?@MancBee. Got that on vinyl.Poly x
I love being here, all you talented fraus just make my dayDAY ONE IN THE SLOPHOUSE Mk II.
'Just put this tile on your phone, L, and they'll never get lost again!'
The only time I can't find my phone is when something else is put on top of it.
'Go on, give it a go, I bought extra ones for you!'
[sigh] Okay. It'll just show me it's in this roomunderneath somethingthough, won't it? Like Find My Phone does?
'Umm, yes - but it'll meanI canwe can make it bleep so we can tell if it's under the sofa or behind some books.'
TWO DAYS LATER:
'WHERE WERE YOU? I had a chaos AND YOU WEREN'T HERE'
Got stuck at work for ages. Couldn't call, sorry.
'THAT'S STRANGE. Are you sure you weren't in x 's beer garden for at least 2 hours after leaving work?
What?' Well, yes, we had the meeting there.
THE FOLLOWING MORNING. LJC IS ON THE C2C SERVICE, STILL FEELING SLIGHTLY DISCOMBOBULATED FROM THE PREVIOUS DAY'S QUESTIONING.
[thinking] How did she know where I was?
Is she psychic?
Did one of my friends put anything up on Insta?
[Train continues rattling along]
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FUCK'S SAKE. The Tile. Shit. Bollocks. I've gotta get rid of this thing. [twists it off easily and sticks it under the seat] That should sort it.
THAT EVENING AT THE LOVE NEST:
'Go anywhere nice today?'
No, been in the office all day.
'Nowhere else?'
No.
'You sure?'
I'm sure.
LATER ON. THE ATMOSPHERE IS A LITTLE STRAINED. LJC IS IS CAREFULLY WATCHING TV WHILST POTS ARE BEING POINTEDLY SLAMMED ABOUT IN THE BLUE KITCHEN. THE PITTER PATTER OF ICKLE BALLET TOESES APPROACHES.
'Your Tile isn't on the back of your phone'
Really? [think fast, woman, you're in theshitslop if you can't get out of this one]
Oh, crap, I dropped my phone on the train. It must have come off at the same time. [Fuck, fuck, bollocks fuck]
'Hmmph. They were REALLY EXPENSIVE, YOU KNOW.'
I'll give you the money for it, sorry, I guess they just aren't as useful when you travel lots?
'Well, OK. You are so silly, always losing things, aren't you? Like YOUR SCARF.'
Yes, I promise I'll try to be more careful.
JUST UNDER THREE WEEKS LATER. LJC GLANCES AT TWITTER TO MAKE SURE JM HASN'T OFFERED PENELOPE KEITH OUTSIDE, CHALLENGED ANGELA RIPON TO A DUEL OR THREATENED TO KICK SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IN THE SHINS (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT).
Oh. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
And me, @MancBee @StringyMango have you seen the film, I am a cliché?
I am A Very Sad Person who is both pedantic about spelling, punctuation and grammar, and a touch typist.Seen this doing the rounds on Twitter. I expect a certain smol pixie will have something to say about it, seeing as ADHD is her personality trait.
I'm on a mini grunk, so sorry if it's already suggest or t'werly, but this genuinely made me laugh!What's interesting is that lots of squigs said she was looking very happy today after she uploaded the pic of her doing her best Buddy the elf impression, and not one response of "I'm not!" or a "Getting there but it's a long road" or even a "Well looks can be deceiving, can't they Patricia?"
What's up, Jack? Just gonna let the squigs think you're happy like that? Is this a first? Progress!
I'm 5'3"Believe me, at this height people come up to you and tell you you’re small/short, walk into you (didn’t see you down there, lol) you do have to wait or someone to get stuff from the top shelf of the supermarket. On this point I agree Jack is smol, and she looks a dick crouching at that table
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