Jack Monroe #180 Dildos, diatribes and diarrhoea

[Marmalade Atkins]

There are more photos from the Lakes (Instagram) so there might be more to the story. I can't be arsed looking again though.

Think I triangulated the room. Looks like the only one with a window seat. That menu is currently £80 per person too.

Agree the camping/off into the wilds look is odd if she just went and stayed in a fancy hotel .

That's definitely not the same window.

 

[colouredlines]

Lake District trip was right in the middle of this period (Hopkins tweeted in 2015, case settled in 2017, Lakes 2016).

Expensive holiday.

 

[kachoochoo]

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equally though, there are writers begging publishers not to send more proofs cos they can't get through them all! the poor pr people can't win!

just say you want to pick your own freebies and leave it!

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Think I triangulated the room. Looks like the only one with a window seat. That menu is currently £80 per person too.

Agree the camping/off into the wilds look is odd if she just went and stayed in a fancy hotel .

They appear to have an absolutely standard vegan meal option, as well. Hardly an individually catered option because they've never had a vegan visit before.


Still reckon it was an #Ad, though.

 

[Orphan_Black]

I keep reading the retreat's name as Arkham Asylum. Seems apt for our Joker Jack

 

[StringyMango]

Bedroll is definitely a yoga mat. Wonder how long she kept that up for? (yoga)

 

[Mr Krabs]

Imagine being that poor chef having to specially make a vegan menu, then wandering past Jack's window to see her gobbling down yellow sticker chicken slices out the packet.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

There are more photos from the Lakes (Instagram) so there might be more to the story. I can't be arsed looking again though.



That's definitely not the same window.

Ah is it not? Could only be arsed to give a quick scan through them tbh #notfeelingforensictoday.

 

[girolle]

She books hotels under a different name.

As someone who has worked in hospitality, if people like Jack think they are treated any differently from Joe Public, they're in for a huge shock.

 

[Fruitjack]

Spoiler: OT for Matt T fans

have you all clocked Tommy Banks, judge on this week’s GBM? Phwoar

 

[bowiethesdmn]

I think it's really cool how she's managed to promote a glass octopus dildo more than any of the brands that are paying for the exposure.

 

[Vanelope]

Is that when she was at Askham Hall in the Lake District? It's where she likes to go for some anonymity. Lol.

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Those port wine stains looks exactly like bruises.


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Lol

Yeah that needed #ad

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Is that when she was at Askham Hall in the Lake District? It's where she likes to go for some anonymity. Lol.

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Those port wine stains looks exactly like bruises.


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Lol

Books under a different name not to get special treatment? You’re in Penrith I doubt booking under your real name would of caused a stir.

 

[Lanie]

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Whatever happened to flowers, generic chocolates, inoffensive smellies, you know Nivea or dove or something. It that too normal?
A voucher to Tesco's, or Asda so they can buy their own tit.

 

[Emmapism]

I think Jack is worried that she would book something under her real name and nobody would give a tit.

 

[Hollaaa]

Whatever happened to flowers, generic chocolates, inoffensive smellies, you know Nivea or dove or something. It that too normal?
A voucher to Tesco's, or Asda so they can buy their own tit.

A book token, even.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Whatever happened to flowers, generic chocolates, inoffensive smellies, you know Nivea or dove or something. It that too normal?
A voucher to Tesco's, or Asda so they can buy their own tit.

Far too normal for those so famous they need to book under false names. Nivea indeed!

 

[KebabGirl]

How about using your Twitter bio or name (via emojis) to express what type of gifts you want? Mine would probably be
Kebab Girl

 

[Lanie]

Far too normal for those so famous they need to book under false names. Nivea indeed!

She doesn't need paps to photograph her get a dirty takeout at 3am she paps herself all over sm. She actually puts tabloids out of business.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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Without meaning to upset any Fraus that are struggling is there a need for all this fuss over a couple of cans of G&T? Especially when they haven’t even been gifted to her, you don’t need to jump on every bandwagon Jack.