If OT but I LOVE peep show
If OT but I LOVE peep showExactly. I also have an iPhone 11 because I’m fancy and disgusting. It doesn’t do that. It literally does not do that. If anything it focuses more and is clearer than any other phone I’ve had. It doesn’t make you look like a grandma in Mark Corrigan’s fairy porn. That’s a reference to Peep Show, BTW.
Also no reply to this:Also, did she check the weather forecast first? Just saying.
I may end up eating humble pie here but I don't think for one minute that she actually removed a window. She just saw a crowbar and fancied a bit of Rosie the Riveter cosplay to get her fans swooning. And 'cleaner filming shot' - what, she's Kubrick now?
I can't see Leftover Larder achieving much beyond pleasing her cult. The lockdown cooking ship sailed weeks ago. Miguel Barclay does what Jack does but far, far better so will very likely leave her offering looking poorer by comparison.
Forgive me, because I know we've covered this already, but what the ACTUAL fuck is this?
Ah, the famous dance classes.
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Shame that the mum who paid for all those dance classes doesn't even get a reply.
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I think she probably read here and realised it's asparagus season and not swede...Why is she suggesting those other recipes when she could go for classic Spring swede salad?
Hope her arthritis is alright jumping about like that.
That's really sad for her mum. Her food looks really nice, but clearly doesn't fit Jack's narrativeAlso no reply to this:
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So her mum gave her homemade fruit crumble and didn't even get a reply, let alone a thank-you.
Sorry, Jack's mum, but you'll have to get yourself a blue tick if you want your daughter to respond to you!
If I were Jack, I'd be sharing my mum's baking with everyone on my Twitter and saying 'look how awesome my mum is! She's a much better baker than I am!'.
Jack is a gross human being.
I have to agree with you. Not acknowledging her mum is a kick in the teeth, rude, mean and shows her complete and utter arrogance.Jack is a gross human being.
Give it a few days when she gets a bee in her bonnet over something. The woe is me will come back full pop. In pain, depressed etc. I imagine that will happen on book launch day! May 28th.Hope her arthritis is alright jumping about like that.
She doesn't want her sycophants liking her mums baking - takes the glory off Saint Quack.Also, she’s probably spewing that her mum’s baking outstrips hers in terms of appearing edible and well presented.
Plus the fact that she’s tweeting her obv means they haven’t spoken via fone/ text . I’m jacks age and atm speak to my parents by phone every day as they’re both so bored in lockdownAlso no reply to this:
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So her mum gave her homemade fruit crumble and didn't even get a reply, let alone a thank-you.
Sorry, Jack's mum, but you'll have to get yourself a blue tick if you want your daughter to respond to you!
If I were Jack, I'd be sharing my mum's baking with everyone on my Twitter and saying 'look how awesome my mum is! She's a much better baker than I am!'.
Jack is a gross human being.
Wow I've had to spend so long catching up, life has really got in the way of my tattle time! Sending belated congrats/birthday wishes to all who've had celebrations.Miguel has finally posted about the live. He is such a goon, i love it.
Again, if I had a twitter account I would tweet Jacks mum and tag Jack in saying her baking is really lovely and Jack should be proud her mum CAN BAKE.Plus the fact that she’s tweeting her obv means they haven’t spoken via fone/ text . I’m jacks age and atm speak to my parents by phone every day as they’re both so bored in lockdown
Probably don't like her.Oh did I say that.I do find it interesting that as a chronic oversharer, she never mentions her siblings.
Hah. Same - babesImagine being an openly gay man working as a bricklayer back in the 80's. Oooop North to boot. I can tell you I had to have skin as thick as a rhino.
I revelled in it though, I gave as good as I got, mostly with whit and sarcasm, and gained the respect of most of the others on site. I think JM likes to think of herself as a pioneer, standing up for LGBTQ+ rights, but she wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes back then. She wouldn't gain respect from anyone with her tactics of retaliating to "abuse" with similar verbal abuse and physical assault.
I could tell you some tales, but not for this thread, there may be children reading!!
Nail on the head, really is like Lisa.Watched the Instagram live.
Her friend seemed so warm and lovely and funny. How lucky Jack is to have such a nice easy to get along with friend .
Ofc it was alllllll about jack.
Baby Nigella....what??? The???? Fuck???
Jack is nothing like Nigella.....Nigella oozes sex, cook's well thought out sumptuous food, is all curves and feminity.....very wealthy, very privileged, very natural
That threw me . But then I remembered this is just jack's warped sense of self talking
The sweaty, rabbity, manic, giggly, awkward, gangly girl on DKL reminds me more of Lisa from the film "Girl, interrupted".
I thought it was weird she had to take SB shopping, that she only cooked for her and him and that everything her friend mentioned about her engagement left an awkward pause. Amongst the many awkward pauses.
Jack looks so unwell
It's worrying.
For the record I thought she looked very pretty on DKL. If a little unstable ....but nothing like Nigella.
I also don't get why she's partnered with a brand when she's always urged her followers to buy the basics versions of everything ......
And 'cleaner filming shot' - what, she's Kubrick now?
I may end up eating humble pie here but I don't think for one minute that she actually removed a window. She just saw a crowbar and fancied a bit of Rosie the Riveter cosplay to get her fans swooning.
She has a nasty heart and soul which makes me say she is unattractive.i think she is attractive, i think these photos she's taken are actually making her look less attractive.
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So her mum gave her homemade fruit crumble and didn't even get a reply, let alone a thank-you.
Sorry, Jack's mum, but you'll have to get yourself a blue tick if you want your daughter to respond to you!
Brilliant, @Saturn. ! It's only a matter of time before we're on stage at the Grammys, tearfully thanking Jack (but not our mums) for all the inspiration! XToday will be a huge challenge for Jack. Presenting - Cooking - Following the self-scripted banter - Responsible for Tech - Avoiding prolonged silences …..
Anyway, back over to you, Bernie …..
Using my graters to wind up my haters
Kick random men, and then just say 'laters'
Pimping my noodles with anything that mings
These are a few of my favourite things!
Swede is in season you absolute nutter
Just go mash it up with lashings of butter
Pursuing Nigella and promising 'No strings'
These are a few of my favourite things!
Treating the disciples to my inner 'Rosie the Riveter'
Please don't tell Stuart, he'll just want to give it her
Thinking of Cactus and wonder why no-one there rings
These are a few of my favourite things!
The suede thing I find genuinely shocking, even people with very little food knowledge generally have a vague idea of what veg is summer/ winterNail on the head, really is like Lisa.
As i keep saying, i think she's really missed the boat here, she had a perfect opportunity and platform, but she's done everything too late. Nobody gives a shit anymore because everything is back and accessible. Nobody wants her mayo casserole. The swede comment really shows she doesn't have any sort of food education or knowledge. Other people have adapted (Miguel, Shivi etc) and she's trying to ride there coattails to rise herself up.
Following on from my previous comment - i think she is attractive, i think these photos she's taken are actually making her look less attractive.
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