PennyLoafer
Chatty Member
Dearest Tattlers, I've made up a little something for us to sing before Leftover Larder tomorrow. Please feel free to add your own verses! XX
My Favourite Things (with apologies to Rodgers & Hammerstein)
Corned beef in chilli and rubber spam croutons
Shabby chic sheds made from surplus old futons
Horse spunk lasagne and engagement rings
These are a few of my favourite things!
Basking in praise from my sad Twitter poodles
Chickpeas and sore knees and mackerel noodles
Pink pigs that fly with my lies 'neath their wings
These are a few of my favourite things!
Gifted Smeg fridges and grim Bourdain mashes
I've got no scruples, I go where the cash is
Ratty grey pigtails that hang down in strings
These are a few of my favourite things!
Rinsing my tinned beans and flashing my knickers
Emins in toilets and schmoozing blue-tickers
Playing the victim, the fame that it brings
These are a few of my favourite things!
When the fraus bite, when my food mings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don't feel so bad!
My Favourite Things (with apologies to Rodgers & Hammerstein)
Corned beef in chilli and rubber spam croutons
Shabby chic sheds made from surplus old futons
Horse spunk lasagne and engagement rings
These are a few of my favourite things!
Basking in praise from my sad Twitter poodles
Chickpeas and sore knees and mackerel noodles
Pink pigs that fly with my lies 'neath their wings
These are a few of my favourite things!
Gifted Smeg fridges and grim Bourdain mashes
I've got no scruples, I go where the cash is
Ratty grey pigtails that hang down in strings
These are a few of my favourite things!
Rinsing my tinned beans and flashing my knickers
Emins in toilets and schmoozing blue-tickers
Playing the victim, the fame that it brings
These are a few of my favourite things!
When the fraus bite, when my food mings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don't feel so bad!