Jack Monroe #18 From giving THAT MAN hell to a Hellman's collab, “Baby Nigella’s” food is still making us gag.
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That Lois person was brave with their comments, wouldn't mind betting they get jumped on by some of the die hard Jackasses now...
Not sure how to reply to comments from the old thread but @PennyLoafer I wouldn’t be surprised if she was just giddy with all the attention. Being interviewed in front of a lot of people while flashing your genitals sounds like a narcissists wet dream. It’s no wonder she seemed a bit high
Harrybosch said:
She's also 'tucked her labia into three pairs of pants' to work at the club. Yep, she said that.
How long are her labia lips???
She's also 'tucked her labia into three pairs of pants' to work at the club. Yep, she said that.
How long are her labia lips???
Hmmm sorry feel like I’m spamming but I agree with @PennyLoafer it did seem there was something else being partaken. Just my opinion!
Long enough to tie in a FANCY bow, clearly.
I thought I might get lucky tonight. My husband just tottered off to the garden with a cigar. Thanks you!
I hadn't given a single thought to her labia before but now I'm fascinated by their apparent unruliness
tell you one thing - If this is anything to go on, Jacks series is going to be a real howler.
Here is a picture of her saying the remaining bits of long hair that make the plaits etc are the width of her little finger and just those little front bits, after having just ruffled her hair so you can clearly see the unshaven section.
With everything, what is the point of the lie? We can literally see it with our own eyes...
Edit to add: she did look very pretty, her make up was very good.
With everything, what is the point of the lie? We can literally see it with our own eyes...
Edit to add: she did look very pretty, her make up was very good.
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Oh wow, this is a first for me! Hausfraus, it's an honour
That’s fair enough, we’re allowed different opinions here unlike on Jack’s Twitter feed
It just struck me as a possibility as I know a couple of very narcissistic people and they get weirdly ‘excited’ in situations which reinforce their delusions of grandeur. Attention is like crack to themI wouldn’t put it past her to have taken something either though!
You better watch with that user name...
Is the Hellman's thing from the shed on Tuesday live? If so they must be concerned that there will be more talk of *labia* - don't want to be a prude but that's not what I (and probably most people) want to hear about when choosing mayonnaise products, no matter how FANCY they are.
Edited to clarify that FANCY refers to the mayonnaise products, not the labia
Edited to clarify that FANCY refers to the mayonnaise products, not the labia
@PennyLoafer Feel like starting a kickstarter for you to fund a recording of JMS Mayo tit shed theme song.
132k insta followers
279k twitter followers
119k Facebook likes
Yet when I clicked on her live stream there were only 260 viewers. (half of that number were probably tattlers!)
Are these low view numbers normal for a live? or is Jack just not as popular as she likes to think she is!
279k twitter followers
119k Facebook likes
Yet when I clicked on her live stream there were only 260 viewers. (half of that number were probably tattlers
!)Are these low view numbers normal for a live? or is Jack just not as popular as she likes to think she is!
I just added the “my opinion” bit for court, so I don’t get prosecutedThat’s fair enough, we’re allowed different opinions here unlike on Jack’s Twitter feed
I wouldn’t put it past her to have taken something either though!
You may well be right @Instabums, it could just be euphoria
That was definitely a very bizarre watch. Lots of references made by Vix about being engaged and a fiancée, but nothing from Jack?
The whole segment about being too depressed to cook (which I think we can all agree is definitely a thing!), but then admitting instead of using her own simple recipes from her own book about cooking whilst depressed, she admits to surviving off of Pot Noodles and Coup-a-Soup... Not exactly a thrilling incentive for anyone to buy this, surely?
The bit about oversharing online is interesting, but it's a shame thinks that holding back only now would make a difference for her son? I also wonder whether she has or will be sitting him down before he enters high school to address some of her history... Otherwise that will come as a nasty shock when he is teased about it at school.
Also interesting that she said that a main impetous for shaving off the hair was (and I paraphrase here) 'not really feeling herself'... So when it was made our she was losing hair due to stress and it was implied because of the internet bullies... This was another lie?
Also for someone who drones on about being shy and lacking in confidence, she was more than happy to get her entire legs out on Instagram, share information about her labia, and waffle on about me, myself and I.
Everything feels incredibly fictional with her.
The whole segment about being too depressed to cook (which I think we can all agree is definitely a thing!), but then admitting instead of using her own simple recipes from her own book about cooking whilst depressed, she admits to surviving off of Pot Noodles and Coup-a-Soup... Not exactly a thrilling incentive for anyone to buy this, surely?
The bit about oversharing online is interesting, but it's a shame thinks that holding back only now would make a difference for her son? I also wonder whether she has or will be sitting him down before he enters high school to address some of her history... Otherwise that will come as a nasty shock when he is teased about it at school.
Also interesting that she said that a main impetous for shaving off the hair was (and I paraphrase here) 'not really feeling herself'... So when it was made our she was losing hair due to stress and it was implied because of the internet bullies... This was another lie?
Also for someone who drones on about being shy and lacking in confidence, she was more than happy to get her entire legs out on Instagram, share information about her labia, and waffle on about me, myself and I.
Everything feels incredibly fictional with her.
Fixed it for you x
Her hair looks the same thickness as Vix’s!
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