That throbbing vein on her forehead...she could not look less relaxed if she tried!
Jack Monroe #18 From giving THAT MAN hell to a Hellman's collab, “Baby Nigella’s” food is still making us gag.
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She really does look on the edge at the moment.
It feels like a properly not-dealing-with-the-actual-problem manic episode. It's making me twitchy even from a distance.
Did anyone see the skincare monologue on twitter and another job to add to the list?
did make me laugh how she failed to include facetune and then the comments about making things go further when she realised she’d listed quite a lot of products.
did make me laugh how she failed to include facetune and then the comments about making things go further when she realised she’d listed quite a lot of products.
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I’m just catching up (I had work work and not just work from home work today so this is the first chance I’ve had to come on all day, sakes
). I saw @SoulRebel’s post and thought “Oi oi saveloy! I think we’ve found Lois!” #topcop
I know this is going back a few pages but I’m so confused by this- I never thought of May as a swede type of month (who would?Ah yes - the end of May, season of swedes
) but a quick google shows that may is literally the lowest month for swedes? And why wait 20 days to retweet the article, when she’s on Twitter all the time, it makes no sense!
Someone asked if she’d had her teeth bleached. As the owner of an iPhone 11, it certainly doesn’t blur your face or make your teeth blinding white automatically. Unless I’ve missed that somewhere in the settings
That veiny forehead thing often happens when you have too much Botox.[/QUOTE]
If @Flumps doesn't do a wedding-Court date combo I’m going to be having a VERY bad head day and may or may not fall under a train by accident while tweeting about how I’m apoplectic with incandescent rage! I’m all about rinsed bean bridesmaid dresses, and the men can wear tinned peach button holes to keep in theme. Instead of confetti (hello, environment!), grated Spam will be sprinkled liberally as you walk out of the dock/aisle. You will walk out to Love is Law by Earth Wind and Fire, as Jack sobs on new Mrs J #5’s shoulder about bleeping up her 100% success rate. I rest my case <bangs gavel>Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! Congratulations @Flumps!! This is amazing news, so chuffed for you. Here’s a clip from all of us on the fun bus to your wedding
iPhone 11 sounds a bit fancy.
this annoys me so much . May is awonderful time for seasonal produce - flat beans and peas andthe most delicious tomatoes and salad and strawberries. Why does she have to make everything So grim and crap! The thought of swede in May depresses me.I know this is going back a few pages but I’m so confused by this- I never thought of May as a swede type of month (who would?
And why wait 20 days to retweet the article, when she’s on Twitter all the time, it makes no sense!
omg I have actually just gasped - never ever ever use anything with abrasive particles on your face!!! It causes microtearing, I’m pretty sure there was a successful class action taken against the St Ives scrub people in the US! And I also do not recommend BURNING YOUR FACE recreationally!
Honestly skincare has come on leaps and bounds in the last few years, to shill advice you learnt 10+ years ago isn’t good enough. The best & cheapest advice you can give anyone is to use a daily SPF and if budget allows/relevant an anti pollutant. duck me I hope no one listens to either tidbits else they’ll be doing “costly legal action ladies” on her!
Also the body shop are not ethical at all - have you seen they’ve started their own ghastly MLM scheme? So bleeping bad, and yes it’ll be poor women & stay at home mums who fall into that debt trap.
Christ, look at all that mayo in the background. It speaks volumes to me about Jack's lack of integrity that she'll take a fee to promote such a prolific user of eggs as Hellman's. Chickens have their beaks trimmed without anaesthetic to stop them pecking each other to death; free range is worth very little because natural pecking order and overcrowding means that most of the birds never make it outside of the barn; male chicks are routinely disposed of in horrific ways because they're useless to the egg trade.
I buy soil association eggs (they ban beak trimming), and eggs from a very small farm locally as I know they don't trim the beaks of their birds but it still doesn't address the other problems, and I do feel guilty whenever I think about it. If I was someone who had published a book of mainly vegan recipes and quite vocally advocated against animal cruelty (including making my small child buy his own sausages....) I'd be ashamed to align myself with such a brand.
But it doesn't matter to Jack. It's just another trip to Penhaligons.
ETA: so many congratulations @Flumps and sorry to include my well wishes on such a grim message! You deserve a lifetime of happiness and love x
God she’s so chippy.
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Erm I also have an iPhone 11, definitely don’t have that in my portrait setting either. If anything it’s a bit too brutal for me, I only take pics of the kids as they have lovely skinView attachment 138189
Someone asked if she’d had her teeth bleached. As the owner of an iPhone 11, it certainly doesn’t blur your face or make your teeth blinding white automatically. Unless I’ve missed that somewhere in the settings
So that’s Body Shop Rep to add to the job list....
Swede is in season in the UK from October to February. It’s a winter vegetable. “In season”? Where does she get this stuff from?
From her saying 'Body Shop rep' I'm guessing she was in the MLM part of it. Good lord, imagine having her as an upline!
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