‘Bombay badboy with raw egg, you fucks!’Absolutely, there’s no joy or love put into her food,”It’s take it or leave it, I’m bastardising a pot noodle “.
‘Bombay badboy with raw egg, you fucks!’Absolutely, there’s no joy or love put into her food,”It’s take it or leave it, I’m bastardising a pot noodle “.
BIB - Hard agree from me. I thought it was really weird that she was replying to every single person who asked about this, rather than just one general tweet but I concur with this theory.I'm sure someone has already said this, but I'm grunkaing merrily along and just wanted to contribute something for once. Suspicious minds might point out that all these recipe requests and subsequent cheery answers and reposts of links to her site not only make everything look all sweetness and light and 'food' related, but also push *unfortunate* content down the timeline.
Solid twit activity from Jack over the last few days. I'm BUSY, but here for catchups when I can. Nothing like shitting all over decent educators, doubling down, waving lawyers around and then having to produce a guided apology to demonstrate who you truly are. Add in seasoning of *incredible* rudeness to someone who asked you to delete their personal and sensitive data and the news that lawyers have hypothetically been employed elsewhere too. Wow, I get that JM is a *master* of cognitive dissonance these days, but I wonder if there must be some tiny corner of her brain that gets all jittery when she looks in the mirror these days. Surely there is.
(Also hello all, RL is a bit hellish atm, you funny lot are such a welcome respite for my brain)
Absolute works of art they were! Damien Hirst should be quaking in his boots.That's under Tin can handicrafts. A great Jack moment!
Graham in Linda’s PR dept turned out to be a disappointment didn’t he? Maybe PR people are basically all like Jack? Would explain Vix.Absolute works of art they were! Damien Hirst should be quaking in his boots.
I think DM has got more for their money than LM or Hellman's got.
Has there been some blocking going on? He obviously thinks they have gone - I'm not good enough on Twitter to know what that might be!Her tweets threatening him with the lawyer are still up! I can’t screenshot just now but that and other tweets to him are all still there
She's been very well behaved since the fiasco.....Has she finally learned her lesson....?!Has there been some blocking going on? He obviously thinks they have gone - I'm not good enough on Twitter to know what that might be!
She does this every single time she's done a chaos (been a raging bleep). It's her modus operandi.BIB - Hard agree from me. I thought it was really weird that she was replying to every single person who asked about this, rather than just one general tweet but I concur with this theory.
Busy brushing up on GDPR maybe?She's been very well behaved since the fiasco.....Has she finally learned her lesson....?!
Stay tuned in too find out.
Dream on!She's been very well behaved since the fiasco.....Has she finally learned her lesson....?!
Stay tuned in too find out.
But she has two books at the publishers?Well, THAT MAN might have a cookbook out, but I've got an exclusive sneak peek of Jack's next book cover.
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Sure. At the publishers.But she has two books at the publishers?
Doesn't she?
Would LJC have likely planned to (virtually) attend the BAFTAs last night? Maybe the chaos succeeded in meaning she didn’t so Jack is happy.I like to imagine she's heard about That Man's new book and is softly, quietly, gently imploding with rage.
Does she ever kick leaves over her tit? Or is she basically an actual dog?I adopted a dog and discovered last night that she does a new moon chaos and howls at 2 am like some kind of reverse werewolf.
She's cute when she's not a beast though. Here she is hiding in a bush because parks are terrifying.
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Uh, Jack is a dick but more people seem to be bored of her tit recently. #ontopic.