I'd get booted out for saying that"The cod is poached in its own defrosting juices" (or whatever it was that she said )
Btw I Arsebot. He is my new hero.
I'd get booted out for saying that"The cod is poached in its own defrosting juices" (or whatever it was that she said )
Sorry @HotesTilaire I'd forgotten about the Onion Police in Black. Please accept this two-cheeks-of-the-same-arsebot as an apology. I know I'm not m'ladybot but really all artists are the same, aren't they? I'm aware it also looks like a massive penis, that was unintentional.
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(also Hotes you featured in a dream I had a few nights ago but due to my limited knowledge of your person, it was your old avatar of the woman who doesn't exist perched atop a woman with preposterously huge tits and you never said anything)
2.sali Hughes is a ruse....it was the onion Police she called!!!
- Wow
- Let me get this straight, you dreamed about @HotesTilaire , who in turn dreamed about Sali Hughes, what in the Inception is going on here?!
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In her likes. Knob.
Snort.@Sideboard Bob WE NEED TO GO DEEPER.
Can we have another poll on the next thread?
Curious to see how many new bullying ninnies have found us this week.
Bloody hell, just looked at it, Jacks getting her ideas from there.the photos of JM's slop would not look out of place on the Slimming Hurled Twitter feed!
ETA link https://mobile.twitter.com/slimminghurled?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author
Memorieeeees.... light the corners of my mindIt was included in her rant about That Man. Because he appropriated jollof rice. One Rant to Start It All. (It’s all in the Lime Goss article if you haven’t read it)
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Off topic but bloody ell @MancBee Eve Gallagher, takes me right back to Manto’s/Paradise FactoryShe thinks Nigella is so close a friend that she even called her Mom on Twitter! Yet I can never remember a time when Nigella has asked Jack around for one of her get togethers. Otherwise we wouldn't hear the last of it. She hasn't called over to Mary Portas's for a cup of tea and a bourbon. Matt Tebutt certainly hasn't contacted her for any social activity. It is almost as if they really don't see her as a friend at all.
She could have had it all........ (Now I have got Eve Gallagher in my ear all afternoon )
Baby in your arms at 17
You spend your life wondering what you might have been
'Cause love has turned to hate
But that ain't nothing new
You can have it all
And so she could have. What a waste of the most amazing opportunities for a mediocre talentless wanabee. She had chances time and again that many more talented people never get, and she squandered every last one of them.
I nominate arsebot as #thread titleThis had me hooting
I nominate Two Cheeks bot as thread mascot!
I'm a reluctant low carb frau and that burrito looks filthy and delicious and I would incur the wrath of Spain AND Mexico to try it.Honestly I live for slop slagging. It's no fun when she's being a raging twit and genuinely upsetting people. Well, apart from all of Spain with that rice dish. Has she not learnt from when Sorted Food made a paella burrito?
Probably both.This is it. Slop Dieting (TM)
Eat the paella or go for a run?! Which is it to be?!?!?!
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Jack's previous paella, from her website. For comparison's sake.Rice does not a paella make.