Self diagnosis isn't valid you fuckwit.
Why the duck do you think paediatricians have such long training? If all it took to diagnose was some extensive googling we could all be at it.
Ah duck words are failing me.
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Why the duck do you think paediatricians have such long training? If all it took to diagnose was some extensive googling we could all be at it.
Ah duck words are failing me.
Ooh you have a discobotNoooo lets Not go deeper....it will be like layers of an ONION chop chop
Me too.I nominate arsebot as #thread title
@traumatised sideboard that is awesome
Is @colouredlines just sat at her phone/computer, mouth agape.
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Cos it’s slop, she can’t stir fry cos she doesn’t understand the concept of hot oil in pan
crappy, slurry coloured meeeemories, and she’s still a turdMemorieeeees.... light the corners of my mind
Jack's original paella bears a striking resemblance to Miguel's egg fried rice. Because rice is rice is rice ya know.
Jack's 'paella' -
![Sort-of Paella, 64p [A Girl Called Jack] – Jack Monroe](data:image/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,%3Csvg xmlns%3D'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg' width='217' height='232' viewBox%3D'0 0 217 232'%2F%3E)
Miguel's egg fried rice -
(Obvs Miguel's looks nicer, and also, more pertinently, doesn't advertise itself as PAELLA!)
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I was trying to recall earlier whether she'd ever done any kind of stir-fry and was drawing a blank. She seems to think that the longer you cook something and the more ingredients you add, the better it gets. Same thing with writing. More words is more better! Who says you can't mix mussels and pears? Probably the same people who say a toothache can't go marauding. Philistines!
Jacks version here doesn’t look terrible. It’s much better than tonight’s version for sure. However it kind of just looks like a cheap ready meal? It’s definitely food, which is an improvement (decline? She’s got worse, not better)
From that small section of photo, I want to know Miguel’s recipe. THAT is what food photos should do Jack, not make you grimace.
And stirfrys can be super quick and cost effective too. It’s like she really has no clue, isn’t it!
Jack’s is clearly a couple of sachets of golden rice with some prawns and chorizo isn’t it?
scratch that- just read the recipe, no chorizo
It doesn't look terrible but it also looks nothing like a paella!
Do you know what's depressing about this? It's Jack at her worst (ie her most Jack), but it also got her a really high paid gig. Modern life is rubbish.
From one of the rabbit holes I went down on Twitter one afternoon, it’s the only time she’s displayed that trait.
I know we have some great tech brains here, as well as media and social media people too, so may I ask....Are 2000odd likes on twitter plus a thousand odd on Insta good rates of interaction? As they are both way below 1%, I would have thought not, especially for peak Sunday evening sharing. But I don’t know enough about the subject and would love to know more knowledgable Fraus thoughts.
That's fideua. Bloody lovely unlike Jack's paella.
It's something all kids do. HTH.
OMG, am I autistic?? Jumps to google.
I look in the mirror. AM I AUTISTIC?
I often feel awkward at parties. AM I RAINMAN?
Yes, absolutely x
On a grunk, so don’t know where this will land... but I will say that the open-mouthed following of yesterday’s DfE-baiting, school head pile-on instigating, meaningless apologymumbling was almost as edge-of-seat entertaining as tonight’s Line of Duty van attack. I’m literally emotionally drained and exhausted from both. Mother of God, Ted Hastings wouldn’t stand for any mass deletes, though....
Anyway, was just wondering if it’s actually true that she has moved— any sign of @GothPrincess to confirm the absolute state of the vacated property? Or has she, or any other Southend-based Frau, been ceased and desisted like poor @essexgirl101?
Anyway, was just wondering if it’s actually true that she has moved— any sign of @GothPrincess to confirm the absolute state of the vacated property? Or has she, or any other Southend-based Frau, been ceased and desisted like poor @essexgirl101?
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