Jack Monroe #178 I am a human being and I make mistakes

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OT but I love my grub and have managed to become a tubby vegan over the past decade. I'm actually in an FB group called What Fat Vegans Eat 🔺️ and it's a visual feast.
That sounds amazing. I'd love to join the group, if nothing else but to see all the fantastic ideas x
 
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Sorry @HotesTilaire I'd forgotten about the Onion Police in Black. Please accept this two-cheeks-of-the-same-arsebot as an apology. I know I'm not m'ladybot but really all artists are the same, aren't they? I'm aware it also looks like a massive penis, that was unintentional.



(also Hotes you featured in a dream I had a few nights ago but due to my limited knowledge of your person, it was your old avatar of the woman who doesn't exist perched atop a woman with preposterously huge tits and you never said anything)
 
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yea exactly. I know that she likes to consider it her niche but it all looks like "shit I threw together in desperation and with little preparation" which, if she managed to present at least half decently would be fine but then she does also consider herself a literal expert in the kitchen which is just weird considering not one dish has ever seemed more appealing or complicated than something even I could manage to knock up, if I could be arsed with all her weird combinations - and my most complicated achievement in the kitchen to date is a mushroom omelette.
 
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After seeing this I am off to bed with a huge grin, chuckling away to myself.
 
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Early thread title suggestion!

I've actually tried one of Jack's recipes¹ once, namely Chickpea and Peach Curry. It wasn't vile, but the texture was quite odd and didn't really work, and it does just look like slop.

And the whole ranting about "That man!" was hilarious.

¹Well, I took the basic premise and worked out my own version because I couldn't be bothered to look it up.
 
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This is amazing, can you send me your Patreon please?
 
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Deceased! Omg I love it, it looks like a huge (penis) bot
Funny enough I look a bit like my avatar who doesn’t exist, with mahoosive (not in a Jack portion sense) waps. Also I’m largely mute
 
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She was also exhausted last night from her ~treatment~, for which she also had an appointment for, yesterday. An actual BUSY day for our beloved unt.
 
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That sounds amazing. I'd love to join the group, if nothing else but to see all the fantastic ideas x
You should it's a lovely group, no nasty stuff, just send a join request on Facebook. Sara Kidd Vegan Baking and Decorating is a lovely educational group if you like baking.
 
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Have you copyrighted that, before it is stolen by a smol pixie? Right up in her niche
 
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Oh shit! If she's moved out of the bungalow then what on earth has happened to the fish!?
Did she not hand it out to some homeless folks with some melamine cutlery, just like the did in Edinburgh with her slop?
 
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How much regret do u reckon some brands/patreoners have of attaching themselves to JM, on a scale of 1 to two cheeks of the same arsebot
 
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Maybe *this* is her true calling - producing food so bad that even greedy fuckers feel repulsed by the idea of eating what she comes up with...
This is it. Slop Dieting (TM)
Eat the paella or go for a run?! Which is it to be?!?!?!
 
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I've actually tried one of Jack's recipes¹ once, namely Chickpea and Peach Curry. It wasn't vile, but the texture was quite odd and didn't really work, and it does just look like slop.
I've had that too. It was weird.

Oh shit! If she's moved out of the bungalow then what on earth has happened to the fish!?
Probably just left behind. Or maybe she finally walked down to the beach, chucked them in the water and let them swim freely.
 
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