That sounds amazing. I'd love to join the group, if nothing else but to see all the fantastic ideas x
That sounds amazing. I'd love to join the group, if nothing else but to see all the fantastic ideas xOT but I love my grub and have managed to become a tubby vegan over the past decade. I'm actually in an FB group called What Fat Vegans Eat 🔺️ and it's a visual feast.
yea exactly. I know that she likes to consider it her niche but it all looks like "shit I threw together in desperation and with little preparation" which, if she managed to present at least half decently would be fine but then she does also consider herself a literal expert in the kitchen which is just weird considering not one dish has ever seemed more appealing or complicated than something even I could manage to knock up, if I could be arsed with all her weird combinations - and my most complicated achievement in the kitchen to date is a mushroom omelette.Every. Single. Thing . She cooks looks the same. Like something I would make from the "on the turn " stuff at the back of the fridge.
Why not just have something...crisp...or....fresh? Just for once.
Her food is just...apathy and loathing in a tiny bowl.
I don't believe she even eats that shit. Probably got Uber eats on speed dial .
After seeing this I am off to bed with a huge grin, chuckling away to myself.Sorry @HotesTilaire I'd forgotten about the Onion Police in Black. Please accept this two-cheeks-of-the-same-arsebot as an apology. I know I'm not m'ladybot but really all artists are the same, aren't they? I'm aware it also looks like a massive penis, that was unintentional.
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Early thread title suggestion!Every. Single. Thing . She cooks looks the same. Like something I would make from the "on the turn " stuff at the back of the fridge.
Why not just have something...crisp...or....fresh? Just for once.
Her food is just...apathy and loathing in a tiny bowl.
I don't believe she even eats that shit. Probably got Uber eats on speed dial .
This is amazing, can you send me your Patreon please?Sorry @HotesTilaire I'd forgotten about the Onion Police in Black. Please accept this two-cheeks-of-the-same-arsebot as an apology. I know I'm not m'ladybot but really all artists are the same, aren't they? I'm aware it also looks like a massive penis, that was unintentional.
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She was also exhausted last night from her ~treatment~, for which she also had an appointment for, yesterday. An actual BUSY day for our beloved unt.She's a big bollock talker. As if she made that 'paella' yesterday in the middle of all that narc chaos, and portioned it all into containers she happens to have (but doesn't have ANY other stuff at Louisa's). Why does she lie about all this day to day shite like making first dinners for a son who isn't even there. The mind boggles once again.
You should it's a lovely group, no nasty stuff, just send a join request on Facebook. Sara Kidd Vegan Baking and Decorating is a lovely educational group if you like baking.That sounds amazing. I'd love to join the group, if nothing else but to see all the fantastic ideas x
Have you copyrighted that, before it is stolen by a smol pixie? Right up in her nicheBet the blue kitchen has a dishwasher.
It certainly has a freezer that will 'accidentally' stop working the moment her back's turned and LJC wants to slip some Duchy Organic Chocolate & Cornish Sea Salt Ice Cream in there to get away from frozen boiled skimmed milk and flour with some dog chocolate and magnesium salts.
Did she not hand it out to some homeless folks with some melamine cutlery, just like the did in Edinburgh with her slop?Oh shit! If she's moved out of the bungalow then what on earth has happened to the fish!?
Hellman’s 2 cheeksHow much regret do u reckon some brands/patreoners have of attaching themselves to JM, on a scale of 1 to two cheeks of the same arsebot
This is it. Slop Dieting (TM)Maybe *this* is her true calling - producing food so bad that even greedy fuckers feel repulsed by the idea of eating what she comes up with...
I've had that too. It was weird.I've actually tried one of Jack's recipes¹ once, namely Chickpea and Peach Curry. It wasn't vile, but the texture was quite odd and didn't really work, and it does just look like slop.
Probably just left behind. Or maybe she finally walked down to the beach, chucked them in the water and let them swim freely.Oh shit! If she's moved out of the bungalow then what on earth has happened to the fish!?
"The cod is poached in its own defrosting juices" (or whatever it was that she saidAre you in the group? We need a code word so we can recognise each other over there. Slopgibbon could work
I'm aware it also looks like a massive penis, that was unintentional.
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