Poor LJC had the chaos to sort out and THAT for dinner
Jack Monroe #178 I am a human being and I make mistakes
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mmm chilli and garlic and pepper and fennel
All this doesn’t add up ( what a surprise) if she’s not in the RENTED bungalow how has she managed to get hold of this frozen wonder
I know she sets herself up for it, but I do think L deserves a medal. Whens the next TV awards? We should really let her get one. I mean she puts up with ALOT and no it isn't a compliment.Poor LJC had the chaos to sort out and THAT for dinner
Autographed “therefore who bleeping knows?” noteAll this doesn’t add up ( what a surprise) if she’s not in the RENTED bungalow how has she managed to get hold of this frozen wonder
Imagine there was a power cut at the crappy bungalow.
All those fish ruined.
She cares for nothing.
(I know the fish will be ruined anyway when she eventually gets round to putting them in a dish)
(In this scenario, Cooper and Dash have been safely sent to live with animal-loving relatives- the alternative is too horrid to think about)
Fucksake, a full photo. Jack I'm gonna slop slag this heap of tit so sue me!
Grunking...but look I found a real live one...
(Elephant Hawks head caterpillar, and infinitely more useful than that slop she must've scraped off the forest floor)...
(Elephant Hawks head caterpillar, and infinitely more useful than that slop she must've scraped off the forest floor)...
Never mind laugh out loud, snorted out loud
For the Jack's Travels tv series, the country of Spain is deeply affected by photos of Jack's 'Paella' and she is subsequently added to their list of most wanted criminals. Interpol have been informed.
Jack’s food alone counts as cruel and unusual punishment
duck off Jack with your disgusting vile recipes no -one wants your slowly softly gently violently diaohrreary recipe thank space you. She needs stopping as a health and safety issue. Honestly that bit on the del monte pineapple video when she slung a load of brown chicken juice muck in the sink out a tin she then continued to cook in - illegal in any working kitchen
Got to give it to her, she does have quite the talent - I love eating, more than is healthy, but yet still has she managed to produce a meal that looks anything like edible to this greedy bastard of a frau.
I feel like I should know this, but what's the story of Jollof rice (not the dish I mean, the JM story)?
I love you dear heart for saying how much you
eating. Me too.Perhaps Slimming World could sign up Jackie next. Gold stars all round with weight loss cos no-one would eat that fuckers recipes would they.
I’m afraid that if she’s left the crappy bungalow the lovely fish have likely met a sad end. In the bin.
pretty sure all of Valencia has a target
on Jack now for desecrating their very important dish
Slop is slop is slopWhy does all her food look exactly the same no matter what it is?
It was included in her rant about That Man. Because he appropriated jollof rice. One Rant to Start It All. (It’s all in the Lime Goss article if you haven’t read it)
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