Jack Monroe #176 Autistics, gays, difference and success

[The Dowager]

Yes you are! Could be worse, you could be one Jack in 3 coats off to a meeting dressed as Andrew Cunanan

Nobody needs the Rev Jack Paisley’s rapidly cooling take. Nobody.

‘ Rev Jack Paisley’ Difficult to think I’ll read anything funnier than this today, and I haven’t even got out of bed yet!

 

[HotesTilaire]

They are only a duo in her mind, Matt cannot put enough miles between them

He’s the half we want to go up to and smell though.

‘ Rev Jack Paisley’ Difficult to think I’ll read anything funnier than this today, and I haven’t even got out of bed yet!

You’re welcome I’m on a “night shift”
(I have long covid and it gives you insomnia)

 

[Malkiavelli]

Love to all our NI frauen.

I'm not Jack, so nobody needs my hot take on NI, but: of ALL THE WORDS available in the English language, why would any writer compare a brief period of unemployment to child sexual abuse?

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This is awful, awful writing, it's difficult to actually read. It's all so dramatic and exaggerated, imagining itself to be the shocking and gripping tales of a literary genius when it reality it reads like the mumblings of a angsty teenager...it's not surprising that she stooped to such a low, but that she still gets gigs - that's the surprise.

 

[Captainmouse]

Pen pun incoming since Jack loves them: please emigrate to Pen Island because that's where you belong you gargantuan floppy knob. We never see her face-on to notice any difference between sides, she only ever posts three-quarters view selfies. I think the only face-on pictures we have of her were unflattering screenshots from lives she's done. I present Exhibit A from her recent Del Monte Disaster, in which you can see THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE.

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She's really jostling my courgettes tonight.

#thread title stop jostling my courgettes!

 

[HotesTilaire]

#thread title stop jostling my courgettes!

I prefer GRATED

 

[Captainmouse]

Just plant the bleeping flowers in the huge garden of yours. You pay loads in rent, treat it like your home!!!

But she doesn’t! Apparently

 

[bladiesla]

What the duck was that squig planning to do with their saved for a special occasion cardamoms? It’s 4.11am, my work alarm will be going off in about 2 hours, why am I worrying that some stupid squig thinks that you have to choose between jewelled rice and and warm milk to use something you can buy cheaply in any supermarket?

Haha, that was my first thought as well! 'Saving up cardamom pods????' They are not being decommissioned anytime soon, love.

 

[Legionnairess]

Take a picture of the other bleeping side then.

I'm sorry but the poverty hangover comment finished me. I have no sympathy left.

Yes the ‘poverty hangover’ thing made me so mad.

 

[Cack Slumrow]

Over the last year, she keeps referencing teeth problems and how loathe she is to go to the dentist - sounds like she’s had an abcess/abcesses plural for a while. Gross; her adenoidy breath must be truly delightful /s.

Hmmm, I think she may be gearing up to having veneers or implants etc.
This oh I look different nonsense, of course you do, you facetune to duck and you have had lip filler.
Keeping on about her mouth and lumps, I bet it is a smother for her having her teeth done .

 

[Boyo]

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Rattle, rattle.
I have to say that she’s an absolute expert at shoe-horning a tip-jar shake into almost any situation.

 

[Vanelope]

Can only echo for NI and Irish Fraus, that I’m so sorry this is all kicking off and I hope somehow things can be resolved peacefully.

 

[Lanie]

Surprised she hasn’t blamed it on the poverty. Everyone knows povos walk around with missing teeth and haggard faces, like something out of Les Mis.

Jack van jack

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

I don’t even know where to start with her trying to insert herself into what’s going on in NI. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT JACK!! Fucks sake. She reminds me of that woman who pretended she escaped from the twin towers, who was eventually discovered to have been in Spain at the time of the attacks.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[HotesTilaire]

Does it qualify as synesthesia that when I see Jack I associate her to a boring Sunday afternoon in the suburbs?

 

[Lanie]

I don’t even know where to start with her trying to insert herself into what’s going on in NI. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT JACK!! Fucks sake. She reminds me of that woman who pretended she escaped from the twin towers, who was eventually discovered to have been in Spain at the time of the attacks.

I am just glad she is consistent with one thing. She keeps talking bollocks about stuff she knows very little about and you all said she gave up things after a few days. Tsk!

 

[lilamay]

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I'm getting really tired of her nonchalant, trying-to-be funny suggestions that people 'get rid' of their partners.

 

[Harrybosch]

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[Vanelope]

You lot are hilarious which is why I’ve stayed but she is just boring. Does she not exhaust herself with the tired Twitter #bantz
edit for gif - wanted Gina not Tina

 

[Flash123]

Love to all our NI frauen.

I'm not Jack, so nobody needs my hot take on NI, but: of ALL THE WORDS available in the English language, why would any writer compare a brief period of unemployment to child sexual abuse?

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bleeping hell. That’s like that Madeline McCann book where Kate McCann speculates about the potential abuse
( not going to say any more than this so we don’t get side tracked in to that debate)