Excuse me, why have I got Arsov Dash on my head?
Jack Monroe #173 I take one day off and now she’s Polish?!
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Do my eyes deceive me? Did she actually write 'thank you' properly?! Praise beans! 
Now that we've established Slopbot can fit in my coat and thanks to the technological advances allowing 60x magnification, we can now see the size of violin that I play for Jack when she starts sadfishing.
Now that we've established Slopbot can fit in my coat and thanks to the technological advances allowing 60x magnification, we can now see the size of violin that I play for Jack when she starts sadfishing.
I logged in for the first time in ages to say this and you beat me to it! I do finally have something in common with Jack though...Crossword? Completed it mateA bit off topic (sorry Poca), but I was just doing today’s Guardian quick crossword and this clue came up. It did make me chuckle as I typed the answer in.View attachment 511660
(thanks cabal I never would have done it without you!)I like 'Praise beans', it reminds me of the Handmaids Tale. Or am I slow with my Hot Take?Do my eyes deceive me? Did she actually write 'thank you' properly?! Praise beans!
Now that we've established Slopbot can fit in my coat and thanks to the technological advances allowing 60x magnification, we can now see the size of violin that I play for Jack when she starts sadfishing.
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Sorry mate!I logged in for the first time in ages to say this and you beat me to it! I do finally have something in common with Jack though...Crossword? Completed it mate
Honestly, these threads move so quickly I’m amazed it hadn’t been pointed out before. It’s good to have an excuse to pop back in anyway!
If any of her media type/recovery group “friends” end up here, hi, her tweet using addicts as an insult, (less than two months ago), is still up on her Twitter.
I was thinking about her pronouncing cravat like Lenny Kravitz, hehe.
How’s his next single coming along? An Easter special would be nice!Do my eyes deceive me? Did she actually write 'thank you' properly?! Praise beans!
Now that we've established Slopbot can fit in my coat and thanks to the technological advances allowing 60x magnification, we can now see the size of violin that I play for Jack when she starts sadfishing.
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21 likes on the peach drizzle cake on Del Monte's Insta. 2 comments:
"Darren" is another very dodgy social media loudmouth who screamed his way into opportunities - no wonder they're friends. Used to make videos about 'men's rights' that conveniently disappeared as soon as he was on tv.
If Jack wanted a support group with people in the public eye, talking about a sensitive subject, why wouldn't she organise it via DM? Presumably all these media types have Whatsapp groups? Unless it's just to show off to the proles...
If Jack wanted a support group with people in the public eye, talking about a sensitive subject, why wouldn't she organise it via DM? Presumably all these media types have Whatsapp groups? Unless it's just to show off to the proles...
This is so a thanks for the invite, but there's no chance I would want to be part of this. It sounds crap.
Did the promised vegan Mel Donte recipe ever turn up?
Forensic or not, though? (May 2020)
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One time I made a lemon drizzle cake I I had these really big strangely juicy lemons. When I made the lemon and sugar syrup it was far more than expected and I ‘bunged’ it over the cake anyway. It was one of the nicest cakes I have made, was so lemony and moist and cakey and delicious. I would need a gallon of tea to wash down that peach one.
Also she just wasted the peach juices- surely she should be making them more syrup and letting it soak into the cake so it wouldn’t be so dry?
This new exclusive group of hers is going to go down like a lead balloon among the blue tickers isn’t it. “I’ll sit this one out” indeed - that’s blue ticker speak for “you must be bleeping joking, mate, I’d rather pull my own teeth out”.
p.s. why have we now got rabbit bums instead of hats?
p.s. why have we now got rabbit bums instead of hats?
I’ve just added “blog post about flannels” and “visit Poland”! Feel very proud to get to contribute a tiny bit to an iconic listI am unable to update the wiki at present and there's been a few additions recently so here is the list again and if anyone who has the permission would like to pop the additions in the wiki, then that'd be great thanks (I'm not shirking, but I don't have the button right now)
Oh! So we do! My bear liked his hat.p.s. why have we now got rabbit bums instead of hats?
Maybe it's a Dash bum.
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