You consistently make me laugh.
I’m so proud of you.
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I’m so proud of you.
ThePowderMonkey
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Can you even imagine telling EVERYONE that model agencies said you had the perfect face? If that happened to me (it wouldn’t) I would maybe tell my mum. She is so full of herself. It’s soooo embarrassing.
Switchstreetz
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Was just reading a guardian article about Alex Salmond which I thought was really rather good (the opinion section can be pretty dire at times so I was surprised, it managed to make a clear point without being wishy washy or unprofessional ) I scrolled back up to see who the author was and it's only our Kirsty Strickland getting all up in JMs niche writing for the Guardian!
https://www.theguardian.com/comment...onds-back-in-town-and-its-still-all-about-him
Jack must be loving that they're colleagues now
https://www.theguardian.com/comment...onds-back-in-town-and-its-still-all-about-him
Jack must be loving that they're colleagues now
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Jelly Bean
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Oh bloody hell more guilt tripping women. Dye your hair/don't dye your hair. Literally who actually cares. It is called choice.
It's like when Caitlin Moran made out having a bare front botty was akin to being a p*edo enabler and also under the patriarchal jack boot. More ways of making women feel ashamed for their personal choices.
It's like when Caitlin Moran made out having a bare front botty was akin to being a p*edo enabler and also under the patriarchal jack boot. More ways of making women feel ashamed for their personal choices.
Flash123
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Proud of you for this post
PoorPatrol
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Nobody did, dear heart. We play the cards we’re dealt when it comes to Jack. Another beautiful day for the cabal, dissecting the grift one stupid Tweet at a time
BlendedSlop
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Was re-reading the "Poverty is a septic wound" bilge, because I clearly hate myself, and feel like we need to talk about this:
I wonder what tuneful warbling she regaled it with? Landslide, Stand By Me, Think Twice (she can do it note-perfect, don't you know). Ending up pulverised for slop must have been a blessed relief.
I wonder what tuneful warbling she regaled it with? Landslide, Stand By Me, Think Twice (she can do it note-perfect, don't you know). Ending up pulverised for slop must have been a blessed relief.
Shawads
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Such a tw@t . No offence to anyone but that rug is horrible. Wax cloth sourced from morogoro, material gifted by poor natives in awe of my majesty. she's sounds like a gap year student. Have you 'done the taj mahal yet jack?'
Oh and I'm so bloody rich and faux gauche darling I just keep crap on my (RENTED) baby grand. It even has watermarks from the mugs of coffee made from civet shit bestowed on me when I joined the tory Party as their woman on the front line of acceptable poverty and social mobility.
Obviously this happened after I sang with Billy Bragg in my Marmalade Atkins phase.
Oh, did I mention my dead grandad was a slum landlord?
Thatcher's dream.
GoLando
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I had to use twitter for work and it was a time suck - it could be useful but it mostly was the same "in group" chatting away and promoting each other. With a change in job, I binned it off. I don't miss it and I can confidently say, as a now non-user, it never fucking crosses my mind what's being said on there. The people who use it though, my GOD, don't they just believe they are the elite all-knowing all-seeing, all-understanding creme de la creme of life. It's a joke! They're all just blowing smoke up each others' arses while the rest of the world gets on with life. Sad fucks.
Flash123
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I can’t wait for the Marcus cook book. I bet it won’t be some patronising “can cook for a week on 20p”
I think there will be real recipes, good nutrition, and a point being made that people shouldn’t have to do a £20 shop. I hope.
as a Liverpool fan
, I want to hate Marcus but he is just perfect. And uses his platform for actual change, not ranting
I think there will be real recipes, good nutrition, and a point being made that people shouldn’t have to do a £20 shop. I hope.
as a Liverpool fan
, I want to hate Marcus but he is just perfect. And uses his platform for actual change, not ranting
holliebollie
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It’s a beautiful sunny day here in the West Country. I’ve pulled all the hair out of the bath plug hole and have hung it out on the line ready to make firelighters #jackshacks 
DisgruntledGoat
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Her dad isn’t even 60 why the fuck does she insist on painting him as a cantankerous old bastard? Maybe he is but at least pretend he’s not a massive Tory for, y’know, optics.
colouredlines
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Just thinking more about the horrific potential of Myanmar Jack...
In 2019, when our political prisoners were sentenced, we had enormous protests. During that time, no one spoke about anything else, in person or online. It was all-consuming. What's happening in Myanmar is far, far worse, so the thought of Jack sandwiching a "solidarity with Myanmar" tweet between "look at my floofy catto" and a Facetuned pic of herself eating dib dabs is sickening.
When you're actually affected by these things, you can't just turn them off and go back to cattos when you're bored.
In 2019, when our political prisoners were sentenced, we had enormous protests. During that time, no one spoke about anything else, in person or online. It was all-consuming. What's happening in Myanmar is far, far worse, so the thought of Jack sandwiching a "solidarity with Myanmar" tweet between "look at my floofy catto" and a Facetuned pic of herself eating dib dabs is sickening.
When you're actually affected by these things, you can't just turn them off and go back to cattos when you're bored.
CabalofBolorneaise
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“And some people dislike lentils” just actually made me laugh loudly enough Mr Bol looked up from football manger, which is quite the achievement for such a seemingly benign sentence.
lilamay
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Malkiavelli
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"insidious gaslighting of mainstream beauty" - Feels like that retorting with one of the many, many heavily photoshopped selfies that she herself has created and posted over the last year would be the mic-drop reply that this shameless post needs.
PoorPatrol
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.Thanks to everyone for the kind words and thoughts, really appreciated.
Op all done in about 4 hours, so a little more complicated that they had anticipated, they said it would be over in an hour. The painkillers and local anaesthetic are doing their job thank goodness. The general anaesthetic lingered so I had a great night's sleep. Fingers crossed it has been successful. I have had a quick look and it looks brutal, goodness knows how they manage to get such huge bruises in places nowhere near where the operation site is. Onward and upward, need to get home now.
Talking about grey hair, the nurse thought I was a famous chef using a false name. It was a private hospital (I was NHS of course) so it might well have been. I asked her who she though I was and she said Marcus Wareing. I hadn't a clue, so Googled him.
Off for a read of the pages I missed.
So glad you’re ok, it’s horrible that it was more complicated than expected. Are you able, or wanting, to stay in a bit longer to recover? You hit the crappy jackpot with private X NHS for an op, I say that with total understanding that it’s never ideal to be having one in the first place. I’ve had loads in NHS and two private.
Last operation I had, I was howling and clawing at the carpet in my RENTED house just thinking about it. I’ve had loads of operations before and was not feeling great about another one. Then they told me it would have to be at a private hospital.
Manc, Mate. I got there and was like little orphan Annie, when she gets to Daddy Warbucks’s house and starts singing “I think I’m gonna like it here!”. The fish supper after the op was like silver service! It wasn’t even cooked in its own freezer juices, which is just bizarre
I eventually got wheeled out of there and chucked in a cab after begging successfully to stay an extra night.
Disclaimer: yes I fully get the problematic situation of NHS/privatisation etc etc etc
Last operation I had, I was howling and clawing at the carpet in my RENTED house just thinking about it. I’ve had loads of operations before and was not feeling great about another one. Then they told me it would have to be at a private hospital.
Manc, Mate. I got there and was like little orphan Annie, when she gets to Daddy Warbucks’s house and starts singing “I think I’m gonna like it here!”. The fish supper after the op was like silver service! It wasn’t even cooked in its own freezer juices, which is just bizarre
I eventually got wheeled out of there and chucked in a cab after begging successfully to stay an extra night.Disclaimer: yes I fully get the problematic situation of NHS/privatisation etc etc etc
On topic with Jack, I wish she’d keep her facetuned nose out of autism. I don’t believe she has it, for one. If she does, then she totally misunderstands her diagnosis. She uses it as an excuse for everything, and doesn’t seem to be able to distinguish autistic traits from sheer tomfoolery.
Being autistic definitely qualifies that guy to talk about his experiences of autism. A diagnosis does not, however, qualify anyone to become some kind of figurehead or spokesperson for the condition, unless they are also fully trained and have studied extensively. There is research and careful work to be done, before you can speak on behalf of a whole community of people.
Cookiecookie
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How does she propose to educate her followers? How can she find a way to insert herself and The Poverty into what is going on there?