Jack Monroe #171 Just discovered her and think she’s horrid

[LennyBriscoe]

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[Switchstreetz]

Hope Jack can hold off her chaos, I'm about to go down to theatre for my op, so will be out of it for a few hours. Though if she does do a chaos, it will at least give me something to laugh at while I recover.

Good luck mancbee, hope all went well 🤍

Fingers crossed Jack might make you some special soup and leave it on the doorstep

 

[Vanelope]

Spoiler: OT Plant question

Because I respect the opinion of the cabal above all others- could anyone recommend a couple of varieties of indoor plants that need minimal attention (i.e I could be away for a week and they wouldn't cark it) please?

Does such a thing exist?

On topic: Jack is a pillock

Spoiler: Plants

mother in laws tongue or snake plant - can’t remember Latin name. Had mine for ages, seems to thrive on neglect. I water sporadically at best.

 

[Captainmouse]

Who decides which friend you pay back first? What happens when you loose your job and can't afford to pay anyone back. What happens when the mortgage rate inevitably rises and your income doesn't? What happens when you fall out with your friends and family? What happens when your friends and family want the money for their own project? What happens when the property you have bought has unexpected costly maintenance? etc. etc.

This idea is just too stupid for words.

Bib perfect for our smol ickle pixie then, that is her usp

 

[moosesauna]

She's said so many cringey stupid things We could fill a book with them and send off to her publisher quicker than she could finish her Budget Bollocks tome.

time to get #JacksCraic trending, eh?

 

[Captainmouse]

Got mine this morning! Only reaction so far is bursting into tears on the phone to BT and having an asthma attack.

I had mine Wednesday sore arm, but nothing else

 

[Flash123]

She is a patronising white woman. Surprised she didn't refer to him as 'my boy'.

Is the issue here really that she is white and not that she is Jack?

Cue Jack sharing “this great recipe her Ma just remembered...” as soon as she gets the ingredients together.
Every time I make 15s for English they are initially horrified and don’t want to touch them. Some persuasion is usually required. Then they disappear like Jacks latest bandwagon.

I’m not a big 15 fan personally, I would rather have a flakemeal shortbread.

If Jack really wanted to make the most of her del Monte partnership surely she would channel her NI heritage and make pineapple delight traybakes... made well they are a show stopper.

 

[sleepisforwimps]

I just have visions of her desperately trying to pretend she’s LJCs (or her Mum’s) carer in order to qualify now. (Not at all doubting their illnesses, doubting that Jackie is a carer!)

Though didn’t she claim she had rheumatoid arthritis? That should have her eligible now, whether or not she was shielding.

RA isn't a qualifying condition for shielding or for vaccinations unless you are taking a mixture of therapies.

 

[Legionnairess]

Do we have readers here with Twitter followings over 50k?! Someone on a grunk, hey there
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Saw this and immediately thought of here. Amazing coincidence! If it was a coincidence

 

[Jay-cloth Cow]

Good luck today @MancBee hope all goes well!

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Good luck with your operation Manc bee

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Omfg I love Tom Hardy! Please don't tell us anything bad. I'll die.

She looks like she's stuck her head on someone else's body. It's 4:30
am here and I'm feeling out of it.

Yes I felt like that about Capt Kirk, don't count on it babe x

 

[Joan of Narc]

Spoiler: MancBee

Hope all goes well @MancBee and that we can keep you entertained whilst you recover.

 

[Suffolkmum]

My hair is curly but the white ones are smoother and flatter. It takes a while - it has been stuck in Ermine-in-Late-Autumn mode for ages now. But Jack's hair is simultaneously thick and falling out so I am sure she will rock an Ice Queen With Mange look when the time comes.

Mine is all white. Took 2yrs to grow out the blonde. I knew it was time to stop colouring when the ends matched the roots. Strangely the texture changed and it is straight, it was quite curly before. Jack has a few grey hairs and it’s likely to be more iron grey than white.

 

[Flash123]

Some fraus here really love a good Taytos facts chat of an evening funny.

So glad we are not in trouble

 

[HotesTilaire]

It’s a croggy where I come from.

The takkee on the bike or the lady’s tuppence front bottom

 

[Shawads]

She actually would have been perfect for it. The right people for her recipies are those that cannot taste.

#thread title, perhaps a mashup with the skittles vaginas. I have to add, I'm not actually a fan of skittles. Nor m&ms.

 

[drusy]

I unfollowed these threads because it was making me a bit ragey and weird .

I have sufficiently calmed down now to rejoin.

PS himself makes me feel like that!

Like your avatar, it looks a bit like our kitten.

Back on topic: Jack still can't cook

 

[Readingismyhobby]

May as well add, 'Stay off the moors, stick to the road!'
You never know, someone may need to hear that today.

You can’t keep too safe.

 

[Captainmouse]

I must be the ‘maverick' here. I do colour my hair, but I am going very grey/white, but it is not coarse, wiry, wavey. It’s just like the rest, long, dead straight