Every time I see that headline where she says working in a supermarket is her backup plan it makes me fume! Snobby little Tory maverick!Comparing google results / press coverage for campaign outcomes for Jack versus her “peers” Jamie Oliver and Marcus Rashford.
It’s almost as if she’s done... fuck all.
I think because she actually really does eat pot noodles, so she can muster up enthusiasm for them. The other weird povplay slop is just how she gets her publicity because that's what higher ups think the poors should eat. She doesn't really like food and cooking, she likes convenience snacks and sweets.Also, wrt her awakening the sentient brand that is Pot Noodle, I can't help but wonder .... why is she so much better at advertising the things she's NOT being paid to advertise?
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Denis Nilson costume has FINISHED MEShe’ll be telling us her ‘I’m mad, me’ routine.
Wake up at 3am, work like a banshee. 03:30 put tea in slow cooker, put on Denis Nilsen costume for 20 hour workday on minimum wage. Tweet. Boil gruel for SB for hours (in its own juices). Accidentally conquer fears. 4am run through the house naked and wake everyone up. Tweet that I’m at my rented desk. Go back to sleep until 11:30-12 depending on whether or not I’m pretending to have SB
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I was in my 20's when these were first marketed in the UK. I had one, not impressed, never had another.I like food. I wouldn’t eat a pot noodle if you paid me.
The next ‘article’ claims the average spend on a U.K. wedding is £30,000 and to save money you could just go and register for $35.I have just read an article in the Guardian about not having to dress smartly when working from home. A few snippets from the article
Dressing down in a comfortable Dries van Noten tracksuit.
Wearing my Jimmy Choo flats to the doctors.
Don't know when I'll get back in my Monolos.
I wore my suits and silk blouses to impress and intimidate.
He misses his white linen suit the most.
These are in an article in a newspaper purporting to be left wing, a paper with it's roots in Manchester. This is a paper that Jack writes for.
No wonder she thinks she is poor, if her contemporaries in the media think having 5 or 6 pairs of gorgeous shoes in the cupboard for work purposes is normal. And I bet they are not from TK Max either!
By the way, what does a "humanitarian development consultant" actually do?
Are you still talking about pot noodles?I do like one about once a year - in a roll. Only with a hangover. But I wouldn’t base my entire personality on it.
I think of triffids every time I see the road sign for ‘Heavy Plant Crossing’Triffids don’t consume whole, they sting and then wait for the body to decompose. The probably have a gut full of acid of some sort, like a pitcher plant. So sorry but this is one of my favourite books and I have to geek at you. (I know they’re not real but the thought of Jack being chased by one is amusing)
No supermarket would employ her, with her timekeeping and attitudeEvery time I see that headline where she says working in a supermarket is her backup plan it makes me fume! Snobby little Tory maverick!
I’m increasingly convinced the editor of the Guardian is Edina Monsoon.I have just read an article in the Guardian about not having to dress smartly when working from home. A few snippets from the article
Dressing down in a comfortable Dries van Noten tracksuit.
Wearing my Jimmy Choo flats to the doctors.
Don't know when I'll get back in my Monolos.
I wore my suits and silk blouses to impress and intimidate.
He misses his white linen suit the most.
These are in an article in a newspaper purporting to be left wing, a paper with it's roots in Manchester. This is a paper that Jack writes for.
No wonder she thinks she is poor, if her contemporaries in the media think having 5 or 6 pairs of gorgeous shoes in the cupboard for work purposes is normal. And I bet they are not from TK Max either!
By the way, what does a "humanitarian development consultant" actually do?
Could you imagine her?! A customer asks for where the tinned soups are, and plucky Jack promptly leads them to baked beans, wash off the juice and you got a soup, plus beeeeans!!! A tin is a tin!!!No supermarket would employ her, with her timekeeping and attitude
Yup, cheap biscuits are great, and go a long way when you're low on cash!Ok Jack, does that mean we will see you posting through the early hours?
xx sleep well dear heart!
Re:the posh biscuits. I know we have some fraus who work for foodbanks but in this scenario would it not be better to buy 2-3 packs of own brand chocolate digestives for example, rather than mcvities? (Because you could help 3 families and sometimes with branding it is all hype?
for me the biggest thing is that the Lidl ‘’choco caramel’ is the best Mars bar ever and is much cheaper so I could potentially help more people.
I get the argument when you get down to value level beans and they only have 5 beans in them but I just really get confused by Jack wanting luxury goods yet promoting the cheapest then promoting luxury goods again
Thank you! I have the condensed milk at the ready.
What I really want to try once I've mastered tablet is a little experimentation. As a child in the Middle East, my favourite sweetie was bought from the suq and we called it 'manna'. It was white, full of dessicated coconut and you could taste something like condensed milk. Sadly, I've never found any sort of recipe from any Middle Eastern or Indian cook nor anyone who has heard of it or with whom the description rings a bell. So experimentation it shall be.
God, she's just soooooo bad at the thing she claims now to be a master of - in the grand scheme of presenting gigs this snippet rates as a mere footnote yet still, uncomfortable looking at the camera, visibly having to focus on remembering her lines, mumbling delivery of said lines - it's incredible that she is oblivious (or just in denial) to it. For all the criticism of her being addicted to, and carving a career from, twitter, there is unlikely to have ever been a person so perfectly suited to a whole life spent doing something that requires so little in the way of skill, talent and hard work.Well, this has somehow infiltrated my YouTube recommended list (another joyful distraction now tainted by the bootstrapcock) It's only bloody got 42 views, so why have I been cursed?
Fuck sake.
Would anyone care to speculate how much of the 2min 8sec is spent referring to self?
Not as sweet as coconut ice and a different texture, much softer, but I shall be trying a mashup of recipes, thanks!I think what u are talking about could be coconut ice?
Coconut ice squares recipe | Good Food
Tie these sweets up in squares of muslin or cellophane to make a really pretty pressie from BBC Good Food.www.bbcgoodfood.com
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