Our authority has upgraded all their blocks with a 'concierge' - FANCY! The blocks in my nearest town have all been reclad (planned pre-Grenfell) and had their balconies turned into glazed 'sunrooms' (plus the district heating from the coup) - double FANCY! The ones in another town are all on the seafront with stupendous views - triple FANCY!
Jack Monroe #169 Please don’t argue about turnips
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Ah yes, they moved the sterile barrier so Jack could breathe all over the surgical field. Obviously.
I’m Taurus. I just had to ask my kids what star sign they are.
I only have one request for a forever home and that’s an en suite bathroom- it’s my dream for retirement after we leave the desert. If money was no object I would love to live in The Barbican- I looked it up once, not gonna happen!
I only have one request for a forever home and that’s an en suite bathroom- it’s my dream for retirement after we leave the desert. If money was no object I would love to live in The Barbican- I looked it up once, not gonna happen!
I caught a glimpse of what was going on in the mirrors around the lights they use when doing the C/S. it was horrible. Also horrible was the sensation of someone doing the washing up in my guts. Still, at least I avoided having labour/ripped flangina.
Better than other girls cos I’m such a bad ass Jack is all the more hilarious when you see her being sickly sweet to Kirsty on Twitter cos she’s scared of her. You’re scared of words on the internet hun somehow I don’t think you’re ripping radiators off walls (unless they’re in daddy’s slum houses so coming off the walls anyway?) or brawling but go off.
Competitive birthing might be a fab cool girl PR exercise for some but it only spreads birthing anxiety for other women and it’s not fair. That ballet pic is lol tho so thanks x
Competitive birthing might be a fab cool girl PR exercise for some but it only spreads birthing anxiety for other women and it’s not fair. That ballet pic is lol tho so thanks x
I mean I did a wow face but I’m not shocked
oh nooooo I hadn’t seen this before!
Hah! I'm having a lovely day but I do love to swear. My Dad always tells me that's how he knows I am his child and that he raised me right
I was just outraged as I didn't really know how bad it all was! Shocked lads. Shocked.
Currently 38 weeks pregnant and can confirm I have not seen my downstairs for some 3 months. Suspect it now is home to brambly mice.
You’re welcome.
She...goes to the groucho club for black pasta whenever she gets her heart broken? What is this nonsense?!
Also, just noticed I am now VIP
almost a year of shitposting has finally paid off and I’ve made something of myself! Off to call my mum and let her know the good news!
Also, just noticed I am now VIP
almost a year of shitposting has finally paid off and I’ve made something of myself! Off to call my mum and let her know the good news!
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Gives me handmaid's tale vibes. Silent labour! Give the woman a medal and some wings. (hat not aviary)
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awww, she'll be so proudAlso, just noticed I am now VIP
You mean 2 portions of black pasta because she’s such a greedy goblin.
They were in her pics and she was wittering on about buckets so I would say yes
They just give her the saucepan so she can scoff it all with her hands.
Or she’ll think I’ve had a stroke and call the authorities for a welfare checkawww, she'll be so proud
And because she’s such a regular she’s asked them to keep it on the menu so she can have it again soon...but she can’t afford butter
The pasta dish we never got to see finished
Pity the poor midwife who had to secure Jack's unruly labia. I keep thinking of an unzipped tent, flapping in the wind.
Sooo, if she had a c section then all the stuff about making cakes is untrue and her son won’t get one!
wait so I’m sat listening to her talk about putting tinned fish on top of cheesey mash and I won’t even get to see the pasta?!The pasta dish we never got to see finished
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