Aye, and you know she and her dad would do one of those cringy father-daughter wedding dance mash ups. Tedious for everyone in the room except them
Jack Monroe #169 Please don’t argue about turnips
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I just read the LimeGoss article on the THAT MAN pile on for the first time. Holy bleeping tit. How on EARTH did she, a grown woman a) get away with that behaviour and b) get to appear on a show off the back of it?
And what the bleeping duck happened to that 'pilot' she crowd funded for eh? Straight in Monroe's pocket the outrageous grifting shitbag.
And what the bleeping duck happened to that 'pilot' she crowd funded for eh? Straight in Monroe's pocket the outrageous grifting shitbag.
She’d be that one kid who wants to be in the centre and have the solos despite being crap, and all your attempts to gently suggest they may be better somewhere else fail because they truly believe they are Southends best dancer and singer.
Just when you think you've cringed the hardest you'll ever cringe in your life, this thread provides ever more extreme cringe inducing material.View attachment 493976
Have we ever seen this before? Thinking about her putting on the self timer to take this picture is making me cringe
What tf is this pose? It doesn't look like her ballet lessons did much good
She doesn’t care though does she? Which is worse IMO.
I take it you are having a good day?
ETA I love posts like this. They sum up everything we all feel at one point or another.
Is that screenshot from here?
Why silently? Why is that a point unless you are trying to be better than people who make noises when in labour?
Why? Is she a Scientologist? Or just a lioness that’s lost her roar?
Don't forget that she silently ripped a radiator from the wall whilst in labour.
Bet she wouldn’t say no to a flat in the Barbican though (large expensive private tower block in London). Local authority I worked for had some fabulous tower blks with fantastic views. For a working class poverty campaigner she’s such a horrible snob.
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. Not sure if I part of a herd or need to hang with the goats , my moon is on Capricorn. Love to all with 2nd lockdown birthdays xx. Cannot watch tomorrow have to work .
. Not sure if I part of a herd or need to hang with the goats , my moon is on Capricorn. Love to all with 2nd lockdown birthdays xx. Cannot watch tomorrow have to work .
I screamed the place down. Maybe she had an epidural and was silent because it didn’t hurt?
I wonder if anyone will call her out on twitter when it becomes more widely known - can’t imagine RSM for example will be impressed with it.
Though from her current tweets, RSM herself is outJacking Jack with fairly blatant grifting attempts and complaints about everything
Before I heard about the Scientology "reason" for silent birth, I met a Russian woman who argued "scream is very bad for baby" and I thought Jesus, you're a tough lady in fairness, but the doctor who told you that is a no-good soviet gowl!
She may have posted it when Jack’s account was suspended so I guess she couldn’t tag?
oh goddddd I bleeping hate competitive birth-types. It’s not something you can win at and it’s not a transcendent experience, anyone who says it was is a bleeping liar.
I love babies, love them love them. Don’t want to hear how they came out of you. Yes yes we’re all warriors look at our tiger stripe stretch marks fierce mama bear Etc etc now just let me cuddle the damn baby that’s the only part I’m interested in
She would still find something to moan about if she lived in the Barbican.
Tourists?
Noisy theatre goers leaving when she had been in bed reading her 9 millionth book that year since 8pm?
The garden areas that she had no control over?
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