Yes, absolutely xwait so I’m sat listening to her talk about putting tinned fish on top of cheesey mash and I won’t even get to see the pasta?!
Jack gets a bit emosh and slips off the sofa at one point (I think).
Yes, absolutely xwait so I’m sat listening to her talk about putting tinned fish on top of cheesey mash and I won’t even get to see the pasta?!
She hoofs it, vividly!They just give her the saucepan so she can scoff it all with her hands.
She’s just fucked off and left her publicist to advertise the book for her!Yes, absolutely x
Jack gets a bit emosh and slips off the sofa at one point (I think).
I used to be engaged to a Capricorn and we did irritate the hell out of each other. It’s probably why I’m married to an AriesMe 3. Sagittariun married to a Capricorn. I'm a very reserved Sagittarius so we take ages to make a decision as a couple and then I just shout duck it and my spontaneity kicks in.
Mine was torn and cut. Its not really a funny retort to say at least you avoided it.I caught a glimpse of what was going on in the mirrors around the lights they use when doing the C/S. it was horrible. Also horrible was the sensation of someone doing the washing up in my guts. Still, at least I avoided having labour/ripped flangina.
It’s a great short cut across the square mileI’m Taurus. I just had to ask my kids what star sign they are.
I only have one request for a forever home and that’s an en suite bathroom- it’s my dream for retirement after we leave the desert. If money was no object I would love to live in The Barbican- I looked it up once, not gonna happen!
Her internet goes to tit. She's crying when she comes back.Yes, absolutely x
Jack gets a bit emosh and slips off the sofa at one point (I think).
I’m so uncomfortable, she’s crying and talking about learning to cook from Italian people and she’s deffo had a drink (in my opinion)Her internet goes to tit. She's crying when she comes back.
I wasn't sure where the black pasta chat came from so I tried to check her insta in case it was on her stories and it's private?She...goes to the groucho club for black pasta whenever she gets her heart broken? What is this nonsense?!
Also, just noticed I am now VIP almost a year of shitposting has finally paid off and I’ve made something of myself! Off to call my mum and let her know the good news!
It may actually turn out to be for the best for Jack that she ditched her (crappy as it still was of Jack to do) if this carries on.Blimey, she's really going for it today as it's a bills day. Up there with the Mumsnet threads of, "I'm down to my last £2 and the twins need new shoes."
ah sorry, I’m watching a video from last year that @Marmalade Atkins posted and she started to cook it on there.I wasn't sure where the black pasta chat came from so I tried to check her insta in case it was on her stories and it's private?
She locked her account on Saturday night.I wasn't sure where the black pasta chat came from so I tried to check her insta in case it was on her stories and it's private?
I felt sorry for her first time round. THEN kittengate happened so now I think duck it!I’m so uncomfortable, she’s crying and talking about learning to cook from Italian people and she’s deffo had a drink (in my opinion)
“I’d have dinner with my grandad...he’s dead”
with 1st midwife told me I wasn’t trying hard enough & if I didn’t try harder I’d be for the knifeImagine the midwives telling you "you're doing so well, love" and thinking it means you're the best!
Yeah. I was looking through her FB photos for something a little while ago, and when the kitten pics suddenly appeared it was like a punch to the gut. I don't think I'll ever feel sorry for her again after that incident.I felt sorry for her first time round. THEN kittengate happened so now I think duck it!